he crapped on the ceiling, he crapped on the floor.
He crapped on the bacon, he crapped on the ham
and he crapped on the head of the grocery man!
The little grocery man bought a little spray-gun:
he vowed he'd get that fly before the day was done,
But before he could count from one to ten,
The fly went �crap!� upon his baldy head again.
A fly flew into a grocery store
he crapped on the ceiling, he crapped on the floor.
He crapped on the bacon, he crapped on the ham
and he crapped on the head of the grocery man!
The little grocery man and his little grocery wife
Vowed they�d get that fly even if it cost their life.
They bought themselves a hand-grenade and lay upon the floor,
And they blew themselves to blazes as the fly flew out the door.
A fly flew into a grocery store
he crapped on the ceiling, he crapped on the floor.
He crapped on the bacon, he crapped on the ham
and he crapped on the head of the grocery man!
So they both went up to heaven, and angels they were made.
St. Peter said, �Hey, you two! You will be repaid!�
So he got his angel wings and he flew down from the sky,
And he swooped down like a bomber�
And he crapped upon the fly!