The Boring legal Crap That You�ll Never Read
The following site may contain a large quantity of naughtiness.  In other words, mucho bad stuff, including - but not limited to � bad language (although never gratuitous) promotion of wanton violence/carnage, and extreme stupidity.  But all, of course, in the name of humour.

By clicking the link below in order to return to the site index, you, the user (Hereafter referred to as �The Dumbass Who Really Actually Read The Legal Crap And Is Still Reading Even After I Called You A Dumbass�) agree that you are entering this site created by me (Hereafter referred to as �The Amazing Genius Who Fathered This Work Of Brilliance�) of your own free will.  You agree that you are not an agent of the Government � or if you are, you�re on your lunch break � you are not gathering evidence to sue my sorry ass off, you are not offended by whatever is in this site and will not, as a result, hunt me down with large semi-automatic weapons in an attempt to kill me.  Or make me watch reruns of the Tellytubbies.

You agree that you�re not here to filch, pilfer, bump, procure, snatch, lift, yoink, or in any way steal the material held within, cause it�s all copyright unless I specifically point out that I didn't make it up.

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Yeah, whatever.  Take me back to the site already!

Hmm� I think not.  Get me something more wholesome and educational.
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