1) When leaving terrifying messages of your power and dominance intended to chill your victim to the bone and make his/her blood freeze in the slow horror of realisation, try and advance your spelling to at least the approximate level of the average primary four.
- Guidence is spelt with an A.
- Unlikley is spelt just like likely and like, would you believe. You don't even need to go to all the trouble of rearranging the letters.
- Agrivation has two Gs. And Hell, why not even stick in an A while you're at it too?
- At the start of sentences, it's nice to put what we refer to all you - ahem - special children as "big letters."
2) When your most vital hacking tool is Michael Doyle, you need to make yourself some new hacking tools.
3) I hate to be the one to break this to you, but making your logo really big and the target's original logo really small - no matter how incredible your finely-tuned resizing skills may or may not be - doesn't make you look better. It makes you look like a four-year-old having a tantrum.
4) There is really no need to capitalise the words "Fuck You."
5) When performing amazing hacks, doing the intended damage, and slipping through the net to disappear again, vanishing without a trace of evidence that could link you to the crime, try to avoid PLASTERING YOUR INITIALS OVER THE FRONT PAGE.
6) You have all the time in the world. As long as you want. If you still can't come up with a better insult than "Foster is gay" then you should really. Give. Up.
7) Our sixth, final and most important tip:
Uploading your logo to the target's file server is just asking for it.
