But hey, I�m a man. Well, Monday to Friday, at least. I can take criticism. While I am still firmly opposed to the stupid annoying stupidity of shout outs, I decided that it wouldn�t be a bad idea to stick in a guest book to get a little feedback from my adoring(ish) public.
Now, I�d prefer if you could keep it relatively clean, which means no entries composed entirely of obscenities. And don�t just say you hate it to piss me off, cause then I won�t feel motivated to keep adding to it. You�re spoiling it for everyone, you know. So there.
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However, if you honestly think that the site sucks, then tell me. And if you really feel compelled to riddle your comment with expletives, then do so. But damnit people, can�t we get some coherent, structured expletives?!? If you can�t string �em into vaguely recognisable sentences, then don�t bother. This means the following is not acceptable:
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Neither is:
FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Likewise:
ARSE FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK
DICK ARSE FUCK SHIT FUCK
FUCK PISS FUCK FUCK FUCK
However:
FUCK YOU, YOU BADGER-BUGGERING, SHIT-FACED, FUCKED-UP PISSHEAD. YOUR FUCKING WEBSITE IS A DICKLOAD OF SHIT, FUCKFACE. I CAN�T BELIEVE HOW FUCKING SHITE IT IS. MY ARSE IS FUCKING FUNNIER. FUCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKER.
� is wholly satisfactory, if that�s what you think.
A note for the punctuationally-minded: You can't get apostrophes in the guestbook setup, so that's why there are none.
Stop complaining, you sad little apostrophe-person.
So anyway, gimme your opinion of what�s here, what�s needed, how things are shaping up, how it compares to the old website, and how the political situation in Cambodia affects the base stock value of American toenail clippings. Or not.
It�s good to get a little feedback. Oh wait, I said that already.
Oh, and just to point out to the person who is about to copy the "F you, you badger-buggering..." statement into the comments box and post it, don't bother. You're not funny.
