| Ah, look at it sitting there... it could be yours! | ||||||||
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| Look at the sheen on that... I almost want it myself! Anyway, to claim it, send a stamped, self-addressed envelope to someone who is sad enough to actually return it, and stupid enough to give out their home address on the internet. If you wish to purchase some Absolutely Nothing of your own, it is also available from your local neighbourhood vacuum. The one that's the absence of, like, everything... not the one that's the carpet cleaning device. |
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