NOTE: This is old.  Yer off the hook, in other words.  Free to keep all the pennies you've saved.  It's just up here for nostalgia's sake.  Read on.  Or don't.  Whatever.
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Yo people.  I'm assuming you got this link from my msn name, cause otherwise you must just be fond of typing random URLs into your address bar and hoping you get lucky and find amazing pages such as this.

Anyway, you're probably wondering why I've called you here today.

Let's get down to business:
Holy Fact No. 342                             
Contrary to popular belief (sorry, I've always wanted to say that), there were not ten commandments.  There were actually eleven - it's just that the last one was kind of rushed in at the last second, as Moses was half way down Mount Sinai... carrying two large hunks of stone, might I add, so he can't be blamed for not dawdling...

But I digress (I've always wanted to say that, too). The point is, that the first ten commandments pretty much go:
1:
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Thou shalt not do bad stuff.
But the last, lesser known one, reads:

11: Thou shalt give all thy money to Foster, FrostShard, Andrew, or whatever else you call me, for doing the SCIAF 24-hour fast on the 26th-27th of March.  And I, God, shall smite thee if thou dost not.

       So there.
Well, you've gotta do it now.  I mean, God Himself told you to, man.



Well, okay, almost.


I'm sure He would have if He could have, but He's a busy guy, you know.

So, anyway, after seeing all the work that went into this wonderful web page, you really have to sponsor me, even if it's just for 50p.  Hey, if I get six people to give me 50p, that's enough to feed a child for a year.

Of course, I'll still look down upon you and be thoroughly disgusted at your stingyness if you only give 50p.  ;-)

To sponsor me, jsut come up to me at school and ask about it, at which point I will probably tell you I've forgotten to bring my form, in true "me" style.  But never mind.

Go on.  You know you want to.
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