Ma’s Homemade Outhouse Poo*
(Makes 40+ pounds)
Appears to have been served to 80
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20 lbs. Of Oatmeal

2 gallons of chocolate syrup

12 bagels (any variety)

1-2 loaves of bread

A bucket or two of water

½ case of canned corn (creamed corn may
be substituted if you are going for the Mexican vacation look)

Throw the above ingredients into a Rubber Maid tub in any order. Stir as you pour in water
until you get the desired look you are going for.

Serve and Enjoy!