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Jokes for kids from our readers� How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little buggie in it. What do ghosts eat for supper? Spook-etti. What did the baby monster say to the babysitter? I want my mummy. What does a ghost do when he gets in a car? He puts his sheet belt on. Why don�t angry witches ride their brooms? They are afraid of flying off the handle. How many ghosts does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, ghost fly in the dark. What is a ghost�s favorite fruit? Boo Berries. What do witches put on their hair? Scare Spray. What kind of mistakes to ghost make? Boo Boo�s Why won�t the skeleton eat liver? He doesn�t have the stomach for it. Where do baby ghost go when their Mommy�s work? Day-scare Centers. What did the ghost say when the Werewolf jumped 7 cars? That�s spook-tacular. Where do most ghost live? In North Scarolina. Why didn�t the skeleton cross the road? He didn�t have the guts. Why does a witch ride a broom? The vacuum cleaners cord is too short. What do you call a witch who lives on the beach? A sand-witch. What does a ghost eat for lunch? A BOO-logna sand-witch. What kind of pants does a ghost wear? BOO-Jeans. What does a skeleton order for supper? Spare ribs. What kind of witch turns out the lights? A light witch. What kind of shoes do baby ghost wear? Booties. Why did Dracula drink cold medicine? To stop his coffin. What is a ghost�s favorite bedtime story? Little Boo Peep. What does a ghost read everyday? His horrorscope. Where do ghost play golf? A golf corpse. What does a boy monster do when a girl monster rolls her eyes at him? He rolls them back to her.
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