But most importantly, I want to personally apologize for the vocals on this parody. Unfortunately, at the time of it's creation I could find no one willing or able to sing the lyrics besides myself... and I can't sing worth beans. I'm talking flatout awful. You've been warned.
Of course, a certain roommate of mine who has a much better singing voice was originally supposed to make this parody (which was in concept for ages), but apparently he has better things to do. I wish I did.

Anyway, this roommate of mine authored the clever verse about "Oh Japhet at the register is a friend of mine", as well as the line "Cause Mark's in the mood for a Melody" (Melody being the loosest girl in Anderson Hall).
All other credit for the lyrics goes to Chase Lucent- master of the written word. Be sure to visit the lyrics section and compare the original Piano Man lyrics to our parody, and marvel at the parallels.
-DJ Darkfire

Lyrics - Chase Lucent
Vocals - DJ Darkfire ( sorry ^_^;; )