Prino Man

It's 6am on a Monday
Pete shuffles out of bed
He says "Japhet, its time to get up my friend"
But Japhet sleeps through class instead

Pete says "Nathan, whatever will we do with him?"
As the two walk through the dawn light
Nate looks to the sky as he wonders why
Their friend cannot see what is right

La la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

Chorus:
Sing us a song, you're the Prino Man
Sing us a song tonight
Cause Mark's in the mood for a Melody
And she'll have him feelin' alright

Oh Japhet at the register is a friend of mine
He gets me my meals for free
And he's quick with a joke, and a printable quote,
But there's someplace that he'd rather be.
He says "Pete this place is killing me."
As the smile runs away from his face.
"I'm sure that I could be happy again
If I could get out of this place."

Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

Now Zach wants to be a great programmer
And may never have time for a wife
But that won't work for Amber as she takes a gander
At the future which she calls her life

And Peter is practicing politics
As Nate dreams about getting stoned
But they're sharing a fate that's called vacuuming
And Japhet won't answer the phone   (you know, cause he skipped work again...)

Chorus:
Write me a paper, come on Peter, man
I need a bio on Descartes
I'd say it's because I'm tired tonight
But the truth is I'm just not that smart

Well the weekend has come for Principians
And my roommates give me a smile
There's a guest talk that we won't be going to see
And the net will be free for a while
And Kelsey, she looks like a goon tonight
And Melody smells like a whore
And it's past afternoon, and Mark's still in the room
Will somebody show him the door

Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

Chorus:
Give us a jump, you're the Prino Man
We're feeling like Chinese tonight
Because Mark's in the mood for a Melody
And god, that just isn't right