"Hey"
"Hey"

"Whacha doin'?"

"Nothin"

"Oh... Uh.. is it okay if I... just sit here and watch you guys, if I... if I don't say anything?"

"Why?"

"Because I don't want to go back to my room."

....uhmm...I don't think Nate would like that. (note: 'Nate' should have read 'Pete')

"Oh.. o-okay, uh... see you guys later..."

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"The Funyuns are stuck in the machine!"

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Nice!

Hey mom, I'm thirsty!

Nice!

Oh boy! Ginger snaps!

Nasty!

Nasty! (Yoshi!)

Ginger snaps!

Nice ginger snaps!

[annoying pussy redneck screaming]

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**Mark's Letter, part 1**

And so, there you have it. The simplified, 30-page version of my theory on the cause of my extrodinarily small genitalia.
In conclusion, Rebecca...

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Sick dude!

Yoshi!

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**Mark's Letter, part 2**

Rebecca, now I hope you can understand me better. And in time, grow to love me for what's on the inside, not on the outside. Inner beauty- that's where I'm a viking!

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[Mark's favorite uber-annoying alien getting beat on]

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**Mark's Letter, part 3**

No one can love me like you do. All the other girls just think I'm a nice guy. So please, please, please say you'll be my girlfriend again. I love you thiiiiiisss much! XXOO

Love,
Mark

"There, and now to send this..."

[Nate trips the breaker to Mark's room]

"NOOOOOOOO!!!"

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Yoshi!
Yoshi!

You know, I could kill you with one move.

Wow! Star Wars! Can I watch?!

I'm a redneck jedi.

Pinball!

Yeah! Pinball! Yeah!

I *WAS* sleeping!

Nooo!

Free-for-all! 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, GO!

[super smash]

This game's winner is:

Yoshi?
[wrong]

Yoshi?
[wrong]

Link!
[yes]

Kirby!
[yes]

Samus!
[yes]

This game's winner is no contest.

Noooo!

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"I thought we told you to get outta here!"