| Episode 9: Dinner X-Press |
| On the bridge of the starship Rentacar, everything is normal, as out heroes adventure on into uncharted space. Mat: I'm hungry. It feels like I've been asleep for months. Jer: *ahem* Yeah...that's...quite an imagination you have there...little Schnubb...yeah... Anita: 'scuse me, but there's something on the magnaradar. Ben: *evil stare at Anita* That's MY job... Jer: What is it, Ben? Ben: *proudly* It looks like an asteroid. Mat: Wow...an asteroid, in the middle of nowhere...that's cool... Ben: I've detected something on the asteroid. Mat: Is it a banana tree? Is it? Is it? Huh? Ben: No, dumbass! It's a building...like a gas station or something. Anita: Oh yeah, that reminds me. We're out of gas. Brit: What??? Anita: Yeah, we ran out last week. I've just been steering the ship. Brit: That explains why we haven�t been going anywhere fast... Jer: Well, looks like a bathroom break. And Schnubb, you know what gas station means, right? Mat: Dinner! Jer: Anita, you pump the gas. Ben: Hahaha! Jer: Ben, you pay for it. Ben: Aw crap. Jer: The rest of us, to the dinner! ***Everyone except Anita and Ben are at the dinner, ordering they're meals*** Jer: What's a KFE? Waitress: Kentucky Fried Elephant. Jen: What?!? That's horrible! Dan: We'll take 6. Waitress: *walking away* Chuck! Go shoot a nice plump elephant! We got hungry people! Brit: This is wrong! We've got to save those elephants! Common, Jen! Jen: Yeah! You coming, guys? Mat: Can't...too...hungry... Al: Mmmmm...elephant... ***Jen and Brit are in the elephant pasture, which is just a big dome*** Brit: Okay, we just have to untie all the elephants and they'll run away. Jen: Done. ***They untie all the elephants*** Jen: Run! Run away! You�re all free! Monkey X: *out of nowhere* Haha! Freeing MY elephants, are we? I think not! Brit: Monkey X! I thought I smelled your stink on this. Monkey X: Hey! That's not nice...*sniff*...you think it's easy stinking all the time? People make fun of me enough...*sniff*...I'd appreciate not being called-*paf!* Jer: *kicking the crap out of Monkey X* Hahaha! Stupid monkey! Monkey X: *Running away* Boouhoouhouhou... Al: What was he doing here? Jen: He was killing these elephants! Mat: Hungry...must eat...*Bites an elephant* ***The elephants all stampeed into the wall of the dome, which breaks. The elephants get sucked into space, then shrivel up and die. They all return to the Rentacar*** Jer: Well, I guess there's a moral to this story. Anita: What's that, Jeremy? Jer: Never anger a beaver while snowboarding. All: Aaahhhh... How far will THIS tank of gas take our heroes? Who knows? You will, if you tune in next time on Adventures In Space!!! (echo effect) |
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