| Episode 8: Status: Unconcious |
| Our heroes find themselves orbiting a planet called Hokijomi-8273 and have sent down an away team to explore it. The away team is comprised of Jeremy, Brittany, Jennifer, Mat and Alex. What will happen on the planet surface? Will the away team encounter any dangers? Probably... Jer: Dumdidoo... Al: Dude...What are we doing here again? Jer: We gotta explore the planet dude. Al: Oh. Why dude? Jer: Because. It's our mission objective dude. Al: Oh. Why dude? Jen: Ok stop it. Mat: Hey! Look over here! Brit: What is it? Al: Poke it! ***Mat pokes this...thing...and it sends out a gas that puts Jer, Al and Mat to sleep*** Brit: Woah. What just happened? Jen: Looks like the guys are asleep. Here, let's try to wake them up. ***They poke, prod, kick, slap, bite and yell at the guys without success*** Jen: Hmm. Maybe they are permanently asleep. Oh! I have an idea! Look, since your psychic, then you could go into they're minds, and wake them up! Brit: Well, seems like a good tactic. But umm... ***Brit points at Mat, who is fidgeting and drooling*** Jen: I know but we gotta do this or else there is no conflict in this story! Brit: Ok ok ok fine. But I'm starting with Jer, since he looks the least scary. ***Brittany finds herself in a city with walls with posters on them that have Jeremy in a mask and cape and the word Superman on them*** Brit: Ok, maybe not. Hysterical woman: Oh! My purse! He stole my purse! Save me, Superman! Jer: Haha! Unhand her purse you evil fiend! Here you are ma'am. Service rendered, compliments of Superman! Hysterical woman: Thank you, Superman! You truly are a super man! Brit: Jeremy! You�re dreaming. You need to wake up. Jer: What? No. You must be mistaken. Although you do seem familiar, I wish that you leave Gothman city immediately! You Spacewomen are nothing but trouble! Jen: *In Brit's sub-conscious* You have to pinch him! That's the only way he'll wake up! Brit: Jeremy, I'm really sorry, but your not superman. *pinch* Jer: Ow! Woah...wooooaaahhh.... Jen: Good! Now on to Al! ***Brit finds herself in the middle of a playground, but Al sticks out through all the kids because he is ten times bigger than them*** Brit: Alex? We have to go home now... Al: No! I wanna stay here and play! Brit: No honey, it's time to go home now dear. Al: No! Go away! Mommy! *bites Brit* Brit: Ow! You little brat! Get over here! *pinch* Jen: He deserved that. Good for you. Now, on to Schnubb! Brit: No...I'm scared... Jen: You have to do it! Brit: No! I swore off going into his head all those episodes ago remember? Jen: Look. If you don�t do this, then we cant finish this damn episode, which is already long enough. Brit: I have an idea! We can leave him here! Yeah! That's it! Let's leave him here! Jen: No. Brit: Ok! Fine! All right! I'll do it! Here goes nothing... ***Brit finds herself in a cave with slimy green walls and ooze growing form the ceiling. Mat is on a revolving heart-shaped bed in his pjs*** Brit: Oh god. Mat: Hey there, gorgeous. Brit: Ok Schnubb. I gotta pinch you so that you can wake up. Mat: Pinch me, eh? Sounds good! ***Mat exposes his but cheek and bananas start dancing to "in the jungle"*** Brit: God. God. God. Jen: Pinch him! Brit: Oh wait! I have an idea! ***Brit takes out her ray gun and stuns Mat, then pinches him on the arm*** Jen: Bingo. ***On the bridge*** Jer: Well Brittany, congratulations on a job well done. Your getting a promotion to Commander! Brit: I already am commander! Jer: Yes that's right. Al: Yeah, thanks Brit. Mat: Yeah, thanks Brit. Brit: You, Schnubb, don�t talk to me for a month. Aaaahhh...everything is back to normal on the Rentacar. Moral of this story: This crew cant live without they're bestest-best psychic dudette, Brittany. Thank you, Brittany! But hey, plenty more friendly-dedicated episodes to come! Stayed tuned for the next Adventures In Space!!! (echo effect) |
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