| Episode 7: Warning: Live Wires |
| Last time on adventures in space, Jeremy was rendered incapacitated by the evil Bw, and Mat, in an attempt to save the captain, has accidentally erased the crew from history. Now, he must save the captain, and retrieve the crew before it is too late...will he make it? Mat: Ok. Easy. I just have to make this ship go where I want it to. Computer voice: Warning. Enemy ship is going to warp. Mat: Oh no! Pursue course! Computer voice: Unknown command. Please restate. Mat: Umm...Dammit! I don't know how to control this thing! Oh! I have an idea! ***Mat goes to the equipment room and gets a space suit. Then he goes out in space*** Mat: I'll push the ship! Yeah! That's what I'll do! ***Mat pushes the ship into warp. He is now pursuing the enemy ship that took Jeremy*** Mat: *on the bridge* Yay! I can do this after all! Computer, prepare weapon systems! Computer voice: Weapon systems are offline due to gravimetric distortions on deck 3. Mat: Hmm...Re-route all available power from systems J-32 and L-12 to gravimetric plating on decks 3 through 8. That should do it. Computer voice: Weapon systems online. Warning. Life support failing. Mat: Hmm...Ah! I know! Computer, utilize the anti-kaolin unit to power the materizing system and take the power from that system and input the sync-proofer into life support panel on deck 4 section 8-b. Computer voice: Life support stabilized. ***On Bw's ship*** Jer: Woah...what a pretty ship... ***Monkey X comes out of nowhere*** Jer: What? Monkey X! What are you doing here? Monkey X: Haha! You are so blind! Meet my new associate, Gabbo! ***Bw takes his mask off and reveals a guy*** Jer: AAAAAHHHH!!!!! God God God God God! Blahblahblahblah!!! Gabbo: Haha! Yes, I am Gabbo, the infamous! Bow down before me! ***Jeremy is taken a the jail cell*** Jer: You'll never get away with this! Never! My crew will come find me! Gabbo: Your wrong, your crew has already been erased from history! Haha! Jer: Dammit! ***On the Rentacar*** Mat: Ok. Now we need to come upside the other ship so that we can use the docking clamps to hook on to them. Computer, tactical maneuver alpha-18! Computer voice: Acknowledged. Mat: We've clamped on! All right, now I am going to rescue the captain! Computer voice: Warning. I strongly recommend that you bring weapons with you. Mat: No need for weapons, for I am Schnubb! Hear me roar! iiiiiiiihhh!!!! ***On Gabbo's ship*** Guard #1: Did you hear something? Guard #2: No need to worry. It must be a bug or something. It couldn�t possibly be someone trying to break in to the jail. ***Out of nowhere, Mat does back flips and karate kicks and kills the two guards*** Monkey X: Aahh...so one survived...I shall destroy you! Mat: Thou infernal soul shall perish in the bowels of hell! ***They fight for hours, and finally Mat wins*** Mat: Thou art the epitome of evil, and thine wretched deeds shall fade in time like the shadows of the night. Now, quickly! To the captain! ***In the jail*** Mat: Captain! There you are! I shall save thou! Jer: Dude. Yeah, ok. Save me but quit it with the accent. Mat: Sorry...I...I was just... Jer: Yeah. Yeah ok just save me already and get it over with ok? Mat: Sure thing...there...boss... ***Mat opens the cell*** Jer: Jeeze man, what took you so long? You�re like, useless you know that? Useless. Utterly useless. Mat: It's just that...there were guys and...Monkey x guy was there and... Jer: Yeah, ok. Sure. I believe you. ***Back on the Rentacar*** Jer: Where is everybody? Mat: They should be back right about...now. ***Everyone re-appears*** Anita: Captain! You�re saved! Ben: And we are saved! Brit: Yay for Jeremy! Dan: You saved us! Mat: No wait! It was me! I did! It was me! I saved you! Al: It's ok Schnubb. We believe you. Mat: Really? Al: No. Jen: So how did you do it captain? Jer: Rather easy I suppose. I had to...kick Monkey X's ass again... Everybody: *except Mat* Yay! Jer: Well, I guess this story has a moral to it. Brit: And what's that, Jer? Jer: That some girls are evil and manipulative. Dan: Aaaahh. Ben: Gotcha. ***Everyone leaves except Mat and Jer.*** Jer: Hey um...thanks for saving me. Mat: Sure. I mean...yeah. Anytime. Jer: Should we like...hug on it? Mat: Well...um...ok...I guess... ***They hug in an awkward way*** Jer: Ok ok ok! That's enough! Mat: Um...don't um...tell anyone that we... Jer: Yeah. I mean no! I mean...just...shut up Schnubb! Haha! Well, Everything is as it should be. So in this episode, we discovered the evil minion of Monkey X, Gabbo and his mask-wearing figure. We also discovered that some girls are evil. What a good moral. Tah tah for now, and don't forget to join us next time on: Adventures In Space!!! (echo effect) |
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