| Episode 6: Dreary Recovery |
| Recovering from episode 5, our heroes (namely Jeremy), are battling the most evil and cunning menace that threatens all of male kind, girls. What will happen today? Read, and see... ***Everyone is on the bridge except Dan and Jen*** Anita: Sir! Something on sensors! Ben: Screw you Anita, that's my job! Brit: Hey, you two there, will you stop arguing already? Mat: Yeah. She's right. Brit: Ok Schnubb. Shut up. Got it? Jer: *Sigh*...What is on the sensors, Ben? Ben: Hey! It looks like a ship! Al: About time! After last episode, we�re bored out of our asses out here! Mat: Not me. Anita: *sniff sniff*...Broccoli soup? Mat: Damn straight. Jer: ...what kind of ship, Ben? Ben: What do I look like, a dictionary? A ship that flies! In space! Anita: Ok. I could have done that a lot better. Ben: Don�t even go there, Mrs. "I need buttons with words on them". Anita: Excuse me? Mat: Hehe... Brit: Didnt I tell you to shut up?!? Al: HAHA STUPID SCHNUBB! Jer: SHUT UP!!!! ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ***Everyone is quiet*** Jer: Thank you. Alex, kindly hail that ship please. Al: Ok. Anita: *whispering* Psst! What's up with Jeremy? Brit: *whispering* Between you and me, I think he's depressed cause he cant get a chick around here. Anita: *whispering* I'm surprised he's the only one, since there are only 3 girls on this ship. ***A beautiful woman appears on the TV screen*** Jer: Ahem. Hey there...I'm...Jeremy. What's your name? Beautiful woman: Umm...umm...I'm...umm...BW. Jer: Really...so how you doin'? Bw: Well, I like puppies, and flowers, and unicorns... Jer: ...aaaaaaaahhh...heaven... Brit: Uh oh, we're losing him! Bw: I have a bunny wabbit. And I hug him, and pet him... Anita: Wake up boy, wake up! Jer: How interesting...I love bunny wabbits too... Al: SNAP OUT OF IT!! Bw: I need a nice, stwong man awound to hewp me out you know. Jer: Oh! Pick me! Pick me! Ben: No Jeremy! No! ***Jen comes to the bridge*** Jen: What's wrong? Brit: Jer's losing it to this girl! Bw: Ok. Come over to my ship, Mr. man. Jer: Mommy...I want a bird... ***Jer gets up and walks towards the teleporter*** Mat: There's only one thing left to do. Ben: No, you cant! Anita: He has to. Al: But it's never been tested! Jen: We have to do this. This is the doctor to all hands, grab a gas mask and brace for impact now! Anita: Do it! ***Mat farts and time freezes just before the shock wave hits everyone. The camera does the matrix thing, and when time starts up again, everyone that the shock wave hits disappears, except Jeremy, who had already stepped into the teleporter milliseconds before the shock wave hit it. Mat is now alone on the bridge, and alone on the ship*** Mat: Uh oh...Now I gotta save the captain all by myself and wait an hour before swimming... Will Mat be able to control the awfully complicated ship? Will he be able to save captain Jeremy from the infernal clutches of the temptress Bw? What has happened to the crew of the Rentacar? Will they be returned? So many questions, will they be answered? Find out next time on: Adventures In Space!!! (echo effect) |
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