| Episode 5: It all started with the soup |
| Last time on Adventures In Space, Ben was cured of his nipple-disease. Yet, the brave crew of the Rentacar had to battle Monkey X again. Wasn't it weird that Monkey X was still alive? This does not matter now, however. The Rentacar is floating in space with ease. ***Jer and Jen are found in the cafeteria*** Jer: My oh my, this is good is good mushroom soup. Jen: Talking about mushrooms, there are some growing in the hospital room. You should really check it out. Jer: Nah. Jen: Why not? Jer: I don't know where the hospital room is. I�ve only been to 3 places, the bridge, my room and the cafeteria. Jen: Umm...ok... ***Mat walks in a bathing suit with flip-flops and a towel around his neck*** Jen: Ewww! You smell like mushroom soup! Mat: Yeah, there's a really big bowl of it in a room down the hall. Jen: So you BATHED in it???? Jer: How big was the bowl? Mat: Really big. Jen: Ok. This is crazy. We live on a ship and we don't even know where is what and who is where. We need to explore this ship. Jer: Aww man! Your right, we should probably explore the ship but...I don't wanna! Jen: Jeremy.... Jer: All right fine. Emergency meeting on the bridge! ***Everyone is on the bridge*** Dan: What is it now? Al: Yeah, I was shooting stuff in a big-ass shooting room...somewhere... Jen: That's exactly why we're here. We don't even know how big our own ship is. We need to explore this ship. ***Everyone looks at Jer*** Jer: What she said. Anita: Oh ok. Ben: Ahhh. Genius. Brit: Brilliant. Just brilliant. Mat: I don't wanna! Jer: Too bad. Now, we'll start at the front of the ship, and we'll make our way to the back of the ship. ***At the front of the ship*** Dan: There's nothing here! Absolutely nothing! It's just a big empty room! Jen: Yeah, but look at the front, there's something sticking out of the front. Ben: It looks like an antenna. Jer: I doubt if it does anything but look pretty. Mat: Oh I see. Anita: Genius. Pure genius. ***Next room*** Brit: This looks allot like the bridge we were just on. Ben: It does! Jer: I think that this is the bridge we were just on. Mat: Wow! Your good. Anita: Impressive. Very impressive. ***Next hallway*** Dan: So, on either side of this hallway are rooms, and then there are these strange pod-things. Jen: Most curious indeed. Jer: Oh I know. The rooms are the rooms for the crew, and the pods are combat stations. Mat: The intelligence! Anita: I think I'm going to faint! ***Next hallway*** Jer: More rooms and combat stations. ***Next hallway*** Brit: Hey everyone, look up! Jen: Wow, it looks so pretty... Ben: It's mesmerizing... Mat: What is it, Jeremy? Jer: I...don't know... ***Everyone gasps*** Dan: You...you don't know? Jer: Nope. Anita: I know what it is, it's an omega 18 device. Jer: Wha? How did you know that? Anita: It says it right here on the wall. "Omega 18 device". Al: What else does it say? Anita: "Purpose: Unknown". Al: Woah... Jer: Next room! ***Next room*** ***Jen pukes*** Brit: Are you ok, Jennifer? Ben: What the matter with her? Jer: Oh, we were here this morning, in the cafeteria, and we met Schnubb and he told us he bathed in mushroom soup. It still smells like mushroom soup in here so I guess she couldn't take it. Mat: Mmmm...mushroom soup... ***Next room*** Mat: This is where the giant pot of soup was! Al: And this is where I was shooting stuff! Jer: I think that this is the mystery room...it never stays the same... Jen: Woah... Dan: We don't have to go back anymore, I can tell you the rest of the ship. Down this way is the hospital room, and that way is the engine room. The engines are on either side of the ship, and right down there are mysteriously powerful engines that have never been used and we don't know what they are for. Jer: Umm...ok...don't we have any escape pods? Dan: Yeah, but they are totally at the end of the ship. Jen: Ok... Jer: Well, that's done. Back to your stations, everyone! ***Jer and Jen are found in the cafeteria*** Jer: My oh my, this is good is good chicken soup. Jen: Talking about chicken, there are some walking around in the hospital room. You should really check it out. Jer: Nah. Jen: Why not? Jer: I don't know where the hospital room is. I�ve only been to 3 places, the bridge, my room and the cafeteria. Jen: What? We just explored the ship! What are you talking about 3 places??? ***Mat walks in a bathing suit with flip-flops and a towel around his neck*** Jen: Oh I give up! Well, We know now that the crew of the Rentacar are all complete and utter dumbasses that only survive by pure luck! So, what will happen next time to our heroes? Find out next time on: Adventures In Space!!! (Echo effect) |
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