| Episode 11: Planets And Bananas Part II |
| Last time on Adventures In Space, our heroes had found a little Schnubb adrift in space. Upon recovery, they were attacked by an unrecognizable alien! The alien retreated, but we found out both our Schnubbs had contracted a rare disease to which the only cure is on they�re home planet, Schnubbland! Our heroes are on they�re way there now� ***Ben is in charge of the bridge, as everyone else is off-duty and doing other stuff. The important posts are filled with anonymous crewmen*** Ben: Helm, elapsed time to arrival. Crewman #67: 5 minutes, sir. Ben: Ops, initiate a level 5 EM scan of the area to detect cloaked ships. Crewman #31: Scan active. No ships detected, sir. Ben: Tactical, be weary and keep all defense systems active. We don�t want any surprises. Crewman #59: Aye sir. Ben: I�m important�yay! ***In the cafeteria*** Jer: Schnubb, I said it once, I�ll say it again, stay away. Brit: *with a pack of ice on her head* Please�please�stay away� Jen: Oh common guys, he doesn�t bite. Anita: Aren�t you supposed to be with the little Schnubb? Al: Popples! I�ll shoot the bugger!! Anita: Why? What did he do to you? Al: He ate one of my shoes! Jer: Ewww�can he actually do that? Mat: What, eat shoes? Yeah�we got a pretty resistant digestive track. Brit: Please�please�please� ***Jer�s watch beeps*** Jer: Hey! We�ll be arriving soon! To the Bridge! ***On the bridge*** Jer: Time? Anita: 1 minute. Jer: All hands, this is the captain. No human has entered Schnubbland territory in 100 years. Brace yourselves. There�s no telling what�s in there. Mat: I could tell you. Brit: Please�please�please� Jen: *on the intercom* Jeremy, we sorta�got a problem� Jer: What is it? Jen: I lost Popples. Al: MY SHOES!! THEY�RE NO LONGER SAFE!! Jer: Alright Alex, initiate a search pattern of the entire ship. We can�t land the ship or Popples might escape. Ben: But if he escapes, won�t it be ok because it�s his own world? Jer: No. Anita, you, Mat and me will take a shuttle down to the planet and explain our situation to the Schnubbs down there. Brittany, you look pretty bad�you should take a vacation. Take a shuttle down to Earth, since it�s not that far away. Brit: Okies. Ben: Do I have the bridge? Huh? Huh? Jer: Same thing as last time, Ben. Your desert for a week. Ben: Deal. ***Brittany climbs into a shuttle, but has to go to the washroom. She decides to use the shuttle�s bathroom instead of the ship�s, since it was closer. Mat, Anita and Jeremy also get into a shuttle*** Anita: Shuttle launched. 10 minutes to planetary landing. ***9 minutes and 50 seconds later, Brittany gets out of the bathroom*** Jer: Brittany? What are you doing here? Brit: No! I took the wrong shuttle! I had to go to the bathroom and got locked in! Mat: *laughing quietly* Anita: We have landed. Mat: Oh, there�s something you should know. I�m king of the Schnubbs. Jer: WHAT? Anita: WHAT? Brit: Please�please�please� ***On the Rentacar, Al has a team and they all have big tranquilizer guns*** Al: *sniffing the air* It�s close�too close� Crewman#90: Sir�what�s stopping Popples from�killing us? Al: Nothing, crewman. Nothing at all. Let�s follow the trail of shoes. Crewman #27: What�s that? Over there! AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! MY FOOT! IT�S ON MY FOOT!!! Al: SHOOT HIM!!! SHOOOOOOT HIM!!! Crewman #27: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! ***Back on Schnubbland, Anita, Mat and Jeremy have been walking for a while. Brittany is trailing behind*** Mat: Village�up ahead�food and water there. Jer: *whispering* He�s freaking me out� Anita: *whispering* Maybe he�ll snap out of it soon� Mat: Villagers! Your king has arrived! ***A robe and a stick are rushed to Mat by villagers and then they back off and start praising him*** Jer: Gee, I�m kinda thirsty there, Mat. How about that drink of water? Mat: SILENCE! First, we dance! ***2 hours later, Brittany is in a hut, sick, and the rest are still dancing*** Jer: Captain to Rentacar, come in, Rentacar. Ben: This is the Rentacar, go ahead. Jer: How is everything going up there? Did Alex catch Popples yet? Ben: No sir. They came into contact with Popples about two hours ago. He attacked a crewman and then evaded the search party. Jer: How is the crewman? Ben: He didn�t make it, sir. Jer: Predictable. We�re going to sleep here on the planet. I�ll contact you in the morning. Anita: Jeremy! Come dance! This place is grooooooov-ey! ***They dance the night away, and wake up the next morning with a hangover. A bunch of villagers carry out a giant banana with Mat sitting on it*** Mat: My fellow Schnubbs, there has been a murder! ***Everyone is quiet*** Mat: We have discovered the murderers. It was them! *pointing at Jer and Anita* I, king of Schnubbs, hereby decree that these humans shall be banned forever from this planet forever! Anita: It wasn�t us! I swear! Mat: You foul creatures have decimated our race, we are slaves of humans! Well no longer, I say! Off with you! Let us recklessly chase them, fellow Schnubbs! ***Jer and Anita are chased out of the village. They run to Amazionia, where the Schnubbs stop chasing them*** Anita: It�s really too bad, they sure know how to party. Jer: Look! A hut! Let�s wonder dangerously towards it! ***They take refuge in the abandoned hut. Jeremy�s communicator beeps*** Jer: This is Captain Jeremy, go ahead. Ben: Captain! The alien ship is back and is attempting to land on the planet! Jer: Can you intercept them? Ben: Negative, they�re on the other side of the planet. We wouldn�t be able to get to them in time. Jer: Understood. Did Alex find Popples yet? Ben: No sir, the search is still under way. Jer: Alright. Jeremy out. Anita: What are we going to do? Jer: There�s only one thing to do. Sleep off this hangover and go see the Schnubbs in the morning. Anita: But the aliens would have landed by then. Jer: Excellent point. We�ll go see the Schnubbs now. But we must be weary, they still think we killed a Schnubb. ***On they�re way back to the Schnubb village, Anita and Jeremy take out they�re ray guns. They arrive at the village*** Mat: HUMANS!!! Jer: Oh mighty king of Schnubbs, it wasn�t us that killed your brethren! Mat: We know. We just like saying �HUMANS!!!� a lot. Anita: Then who did it? Mat: It turns out he was hit with a giant ketchup bottle and was just unconscious. Jer: Alright Schnubbs, gather around! ***The Schnubbs of the village, young and old, gather around Jeremy*** Jer: There is a terrible alien ship that is in the process of landing on your planet! When they land, they�re evil troops will destroy and kill everything that you hold dear, including yourselves! Mat: This is dire news indeed�Schnubbs! We must defend our motherplanet! Schnubb: Yeah! Schnubb: Yeah!! IIIH! Schnubb: Probably! Schnubb: I agree! Fight the aliens! Jer: Your people are worthy of our aid, King of Schnubbs. We shall help you with our mighty ray guns. Mat: Appreciated, human. Appreciated. Now, Schnubbs! Break out the armaments! To the landing site! ***The Schnubbs all get a makeshift club/hitting stick and run for the landing site followed by Anita and Jeremy. Mat is being carried on his giant banana*** Schnubb: There they are! Schnubbette: Women and children first! Schnubb: IIIIIIIIHH!!! Mat: Fight bravely, brave Schnubbs! ATTAAAAAAAACK!!!! Jer: Anita, open fire! ***The aliens, superior in firepower, quickly overrun the line of defense that the Schnubbs had established. But the Schnubbs didn�t give up, and were superior in numbers. They banged and bashed the aliens with they�re hand held weapons while Jeremy and Anita fired they�re ray guns from a distance. The battle started going very badly for the Schnubbs when the leader of the aliens joined the fight*** Brit: Aww man�my head still hurts. What�s all that yelling and screaming? Holy cow, they�re fighting! And losing! I have to do something�What could I do? ***Brittany thinks really really hard but can�t come up with anything. Then she picks up one of Jeremy�s thoughts*** Jer: Banana nana fo fana, fee fie fo fana� Brit: That�s it! ***Brittany gets ahold of the giant sacred banana and puts it next to a fighting alien. The alien, not being able to resist the huge fruit, takes a bite*** Schnubb: Sire! One of the aliens has taken a bite out of the sacred banana!!!! Mat: WHAT?!?!?! DESTRUCTION!!! DEATH TO THE ENEMY!!! SCHNUBBS, PROTECT THE SACRED BANANA!!! ATTAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! ***The Schnubbs go crazy and start mauling all of the aliens, who retreat into they�re space ship. The space ship lifts off and is blown up in space by the Rentacar*** Mat: *out of breathe* Vile creatures! Never return to this planet! Ben: *on Jer�s communicator* Sir, we�ve found Popples, and destroyed the alien ship. Jer: Good job, Alex. Send Popples down and we�ll be up in a few minutes. Ben: Alex? Alex?? ARGH! ***Later, after Popples had been delivered, we find our heroes on the bridge of the Rentacar*** Jen: Well, all is well that ends well. Dan: Except that I didn�t talk much. Alex: I guess that�s predictable. At least I got a bigger part this time. Jer: So, I really thought of that whole banana thing? Brit: Subconsciously, yeah. But you thought you were too busy fighting so you couldn�t put your plan into action. Jer: I really thought it would work. Brit: And you were right, it did work. Alex: HOLY FRUIT OF THE LOOM!!! Anita:�Jeremy was right? Ben:�Why was Jeremy right? Dan:�I can�t believe it� Mat:�woah� Jen:�dude, this is freaky� Brit: I mean�No! No, that�s not what I mean! I mean meant! I mean�yes! No! I mean no! Jeremy was NOT right!!! Mat: I bet there�s a moral to all this. Dan: What�s that, Mat? Mat: Whenever Ash and Misty have an argument, Pikachu electrocutes them both. Haha�Well, in all of our hero�s adventures, not once was there an all out battle of Schnubbs and humans versus aliens. Could this be a new chapter in Schnubb-Human relations? We�ll leave that for the histrorians to decide.That�s all for this time, folks, but stay tuned for the next episode of: Adventures In Space!!! (echo effect) |
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