| The Characters |
| The brave and valiant crew of the starship Rentacar has been strapped in and is ready to explore unknown space and cheep budget cuts. Exploring the universe is a large task, after all, so the starship Rentacar needs the best of the best to complete it's mission. Here are the adventurous (and probably stupid morons for accepting such a low-pay job) crewmembers that will brave the unknown: Jeremy (Jer): Human. Captain. Jeremy is intelligent, when he feels like it, and since he rarely feels like it, we can qualify him as a dumbass. Mathieu (Mat): Schnubb. Commander. Mat is the most intelligible of his race, earning him his position as second in command of the Rentacar. Brittany (Brit): Human. Lieutenant. Brittany is the ship's moral officer/counselor. She is also psychic. Anita (Anita): Human. Ensign. Anita is the ship's pilot. She has no idea how to pilot a ship. Benoit (Ben): Human. Ensign. Ben, like Anita, and pretty much the rest of the crew, has no idea what he's doing. Alex (Al): Human. Lieutenant. Alex is the chief security officer. Alex is very trigger-happy and enjoys punching things. Daniel (Dan): Human/hybrid. Commander. Dan is chief engineer. Unlike everyone else, he knows what he's doing. With his supreme brain's intelligence, he gives Brittany headaches. Without Dan onboard, the ship would literally fall apart. Dan was bred with three arms. Jennifer (Jen): Human. Commander. Jen is ship's doctor. Jen is telekinetic. She has no other psychic powers, and no other medical experience, for that matter. |
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