J R Top Ten Funniest Things
1. After every sentence: I think you should put this on the website
2. He called Lindsay from the car: I saw some dolphins
3. "Hey Katie can I call you Special K" - Pete's cousin didn't like that
4. "I stayed at Ricky's last night, tonight I'm at Donny's and Saturday I'll stay in Dave's apartment"
5. He tried to organize his posse and throw me in the ocean, haha that didn't work
6. He was so hungover that I had to lie to the nurse to get him some painkillers
7. After his 20th phone call he said: You need to get one of those, and looked at his cell phone
8. What do gay horses eat? Heeeeyyyyyyyyy
9. "I got 2 hugs from Dr. Twardy - one to say hello, one for goodbye" He's an international playboy
10. The funniest things is that he still has the white shell necklace that you've seen in every picture
