Marty Pavelich
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"DID YOU
CALL A PENALTY ON ME?"
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| Profile | Marty lends a touch of professionalism to the team when he graces their presence. He is the only person in the league whose own team is more scared of him than the opponents are. The only opposing goalie who has stopped Marty's slapper this year is the one who was too damn slow to get the hell out of the way. When Marty talks, the team listens. Or at least they pretend to. |
| Nickname | Candy Ass |
| Quotes | Pick one: "didn't you see me open?, why didn't you pass me the puck?, why don't you try skating with your head up?" "why don't you take off that f---king birdcage?" "don't I know you from somewhere f--khead?" |
