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| Phoebe Quotes |
| Here are some of our very favorite Phoebe quotes! :) |
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| Season One Quotes: |
| From The Pilot: Guys: Hey Pheebs, you want to help? Phoebe: Oh, gee, I wish I could, but I don't want to. |
| From The One With The Thumb: Monica: Guys, we have to talk. Phoebe: Wait. I'm getting a deja vu. No, I'm not. Monica: Alright. We have to talk. Phoebe: There it is! |
| From The One With The East German Laundry Detergent: Phoebe: This is nice. We never do anything, just the two of us. Chandler: Yeah, it's great. Maybe tomorrow we can rent a car and run over some puppies. Phoebe: Ew, I don't wanna do that! |
| From The One With The Birth: Ross: Everybody, there's someone I'd like you to meet. Yeah. This is Ben. Ben, this is everybody. Phoebe: Susan, he looks just like you! |
| Season Two Quotes: |
| From The One With Phoebe's Dad: Phoebe: Hello Grandma...if that is, in fact, your real name. |
| From The One With The Prom Video: Phoebe: Hang in there, it's gonna happen. Ross: What? Okay, how do you know that? Phoebe: Because she's your lobster. Chandler: Oh, she's goin' somewhere. Phoebe: Come on, you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You know what? You can actually see old lobster couples walkin' around in their tank, you know, holding claws like...(makes claw motion) |
| From The One Where Old Yeller Dies: Phoebe: I've never seen this part before. Hey, Travis, whatcha doin' with that gun? Oh no! No, no, Travis, put down the gun. No, no, no, no, he...he's your buddy, he's your Yeller! No, no, no, the end! The end! [BOOM!] Okay, what kind of a SICK doggie snuff-movie is this?! |
| From The One Where Old Yeller Dies: Phoebe: What is happening to the world? I mean, because E.T. leaves, and...and Rocky loses, Charlotte dies... Richard: Charlotte who? Phoebe: With the web. The spider, she dies, she dies. She has babies and dies. It's like, you know: Hey, welcome home from the hospital! THUD! |
| From The One Where Old Yeller Dies: Phoebe: Does it matter? You're ultimately gonna die or get divorced or have to blow your pet's head off. |
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