Quotes Are Updated On A Daily Basis
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Ricky: "Please stop kicking my kak!"
Raupp: "How do you spell that?"
Ricky: "Its spelled like kkk but with an A instead of a K."
"Its like me giving a back rub and then being like 'whoa dude, this guy likes me'"
(after having pushed Kent down onto a pasta bowl... and then staring him down)
"I know youre laughing on the inside, you just want the attention."
"Munson, you are an asshole. You have no honor w/ girls. You just pork any 14yr. that you see"
(after having spend 1.5 hours tearing my room apart looking for my keys Ricky responds with)
"Oh yeah dude, I hid your keys in the closet and forgot about them... my bad."
"I'm f*cking serious... its my f*cking Nutella!"
"Damn you! I was nice enough to share my Nutella and you do unsanitary stuff!"
"Up my butt and around the corner? That's my scrotum man. And that's anatomically correct!"
"Dude I'm getting good at this! When I fumble something I usually catch it now instead of letting it break or fall"
"God I hope my a** isn't too big that I can't feel the pressure from farts."
Hanes: "Ricky! Did you poop your pants again?"
Ricky: "No, not again dude."
"He has a nice dong."
"Its easier for girls because you don't have a package."
"Thats the downfall to being a pianist."
"Antagonizer... antagonizer!"
"I'm farting dude... get off my stomach... I had a lot of cheese today!"
"It's Milwaukee style dude, I don't eat that." (in reference to Munson's "pork")
Raupp: "Hey Rick, thats a nice pizza stain on your shirt."
Ricky: "Oh no dude, thats a bannana peel from years ago."
"300lbs on your nuts now."
"Stop fondling me, I just wanna go to bed." (while in bed with brian)
Raupp: "Don't you love pillow talk?"
Ricky: "No I don't love pillow talk!" (while in bed with brian)
"You can't m*sterbate when you're drunk 'cause you'll get a wet noodle man."
"Put your pants back on... I'm not a f*ckin' homo."
"Munson deserved it because it was make fun of munson week."
(refering to the ace in the face incident)
"Do you want me to go Rocky style on your a**?"
"He's being emotional, you're being physical, and physical doesn't take sh*t"
"I'm putting all my Hanes fury on you... because you grabbed my boob."
"Love is dangerous... first you get addicted to love, then you get addicted to drugs."
"Keep the badonkadonk... thats stayin' there"
Raupp: "Ricky don't you feel bad about hitting munson in the face?"
Ricky: "Ya dude, Hanes took my stick. It was may favorite f*cking stick!"
"Black girls have nice asses, they can shake their badonkadonks"
"They call it pop-a-chub."
"(Crocodile) McDundee is sweet... I love that f*ckin' guy."
"We need to get Oscar Mayer on board."
"Why would I ever eat Oscar Mayer... there's so much preservatives, nitrates, sodium, trans fats, and sh*t... its a heart attack in one sandwhich."
"I can be a b*tch too... F*ck you."
"I love being Catholic, we have fish fries man!"
"Shes the one that let me practice on her."
"God, I have so much gay music on here."
"I'm more close to African than you."
"Is it a ploy, you having sex with your girlfriend?" (addressing Eric Adams)
"Its so sensitive. You just tap it and it f*cking hurts!."
"Its my room, I can evict you."
"I'll Paddle your ass."
"Its your short stick versus my long stick."
"I'm like a f-ing girl. I'm metrosexual. If I dress like this I still look great even in the afternoon!"
"If I were hungry and I had the choice between food and a hot girl, I would choose the food."
"One time I pooped in the pool!"
"That's funny, Paul tried to move me but he couldn't. I love physics!"
"Yep, I clogged it!"
"Oh noooooo!"
"I feel bad for hot girls in general... they are more likely to be kidnapped."
"I hate hate crimes!"
"I'm not like you hornballs, I get playboy but I dont spackle everyday."
"I don't want to be in rumorville, I want to be in objectiveville."
"I can hold it, that's the good thing about masturbating. It gives you........what do you call it..........oh yea, stamina."
"I think something may be wrong with me chemically, I'm not as horny as I should be... Oh no I think I'm gay." (disclaimer: we don't believe Ricky to be gay, yet)
"DOOOOOOD."
"Munson is a midget in the brain."
"Hey... you can't be mad at me. I'm Ricky!"
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