Algumas frases memoráveis de Friends!

Monica
Welcome to the real world! It sucks! You're gonna love it!

Rachel
And just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it's a big deal!

Joey
How you doin'?

Phoebe
That's brand new information!

Ross: I don't know what I'm gonna do. What am I gonna do? I mean, this, this is like a complete nightmare!
Chandler: Oh, I know, this must be so hard. "Oh no, two women love me! They're both gorgeous and sexy! My wallet's too small for my fifties AND MY DIAMOND SHOES ARE TOO TIGHT!"

Monica: OK, everybody relax, this is not even a date, it's just two people going out to dinner and... not having sex.
Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.

Ross: You don't believe in evolution?
Phoebe: I don't know, it's... you know, monkeys, Darwin, you know, it's a nice story - I just think it's a little too easy.

Rachel: I use my breasts to get other people's attention.

Joey: And look! A phone in the bathroom!
Monica: Joey, don't ever call me from that phone.

Ross: So, does it do anything, you know, special?
Chandler: Why yes Ross, pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to magical land of Narnia.

Joey: Maybe he, drives his car on the other side of the road, if you know what I mean.
Phoebe: No, he's not British.

Monica: Okay, sperm donor number 03815, come on down! Okay, he's 6'2", 170 pounds, and he describes himself as a male Geena Davis.
Chandler: You mean there's more than one of us?

Monica: So, Chandler, who’s on your list?
Chandler: Ah, Kim Basinger, Cindy Crawford, Halle Berry, Yasmine Bleeth, and ah, Jessica Rabbit.
Rachel: Now, you do realise that she’s a cartoon, and way out of your league.

Joey: Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.

Ross: Hey, hey, you're my baby. And I can't wait to meet you. When you get out I'll buy you a bagel. And then we'll go to the zoo. Hey, hey, I'm your daddy. I'm the one without any breasts.

Ross: You know what the scariest part is? What is... what if there's only one woman for everybody? Ya know, what if you only get one woman and that's it? Unfortunately, in my case, there was only one woman for her.

Phoebe: No, I definitely don't like the name Ross.
Ross: What a weird way to kick me when I'm down.
Phoebe: Well it's just that something like this would never happen to, like, The Hulk.

Monica: Married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, married a gay ice dancer, threw a girl's wooden leg in the fire, live in a box!

Chandler: Condoms?
Joey: We don't know how long we're gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world.
Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?

Joey: What? You made a bet! A bet is a bet! You bet on a bet, and if you lose you lose the bet!

Monica: The camera adds ten pounds.
Chandler: So how many cameras are actually on you?

Monica: Mom and Dad have always liked you better!
Ross: Hey! I married a lesbian to make you look good!

Ross: You know how at the end of the day, you throw your jacket over a chair?
Joey: Yeah?
Ross: Well at her place, instead of a jacket, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of a chair, it's a pile of garbage.

Ross: No Phoebe! You don't want to see what's under there!
Phoebe: Oh my God... the foster puppets!

Chandler: [dançando e cantando] She's going to call me back, she's going to call me back!
Monica: Don't you still have to pee?
Chandler: That's why I'm dancing!

Chandler: Can you see my nipples through this shirt?
Rachel: No, but don't worry. I'm sure they're still there.

[Carol está amamentando Ben.]
Ross: This is the most beautiful, natural thing in the world.
Joey: Yeah, but there's a baby sucking on it!

Joey: [olhando Carol amamentando Ben] If you blow into one side, does the other get bigger?

Rachel: I've never asked a guy out before.
Phoebe: You've never asked a guy out?
Rachel: No. Have you?
Phoebe: Thousands of times! That doesn't make me sound too good, does it?

Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. ...Did I say that out loud?

Monica: Okay, I've got a leg, three breasts, and a wing.
Chandler: How do you find clothes that fit?

Ross: I guess I should have known... we'd be out somewhere, and a beautiful woman would go by, and Carol would go, "Ross, look at her." And I'd think, "My wife is cool!"

[Ross e Joey se conhecendo]
Ross: [glum] My wife's a lesbian.
Joey: Cool.
Chandler: Ross, this is Joey. Joey, Ross.

Rachel reclamando de seu pai]
Rachel: Oh, it was horribile! He called me "young lady"!
Chandler: Ugh, I hate when my father calls me that!