TOW Phoebe moves in
By: Amy
Here's the fourth fanfic. It;s been almost a month since Monica has been pregnant. Send me your comments about my fanfics. I hope you'll enjoy this one!
[Scene: It's in the afternoon and everyone except Chandler and Phoebe are in Monica and Chandler's apartment and they are sitting around the table. Monica is baking something, Rachel is feeding Kathryn (the baby) milk and Joey and Ross are eating.]
Joey: What are doing Mon?
Monica: Oh, I'm trying to bake a cherry pie that my mom used to make when I was in 10th grade.
Ross: Oh yeah. I remember that! Mom made it for Christmas dinner. But I never tried it.
Monica: Really?
Ross: Yeah. Maybe it's because SOMEONE ate all of it before I even get to touch it. (Monica stares at him)
Joey: Were there any crumbs left?
Ross: No. They were all gone too.
Rachel: Hey Monica. Now that you're pregnant, you shouldn't move around that much.
Monica: Oh, don't worry. I'll be fine.
Rachel: Well, you're fine right now because this is only the first month. But once you're half way there, you'll be all (makes a strange noise and does her hand motion) ppullkk!
Monica: (confused) what?
Rachel: You'll be all stressed out.
Ross: (gets up) Yeah Mon, that's true. (let?s her sit on his chair) Let's do this. Starting today, you sit and rest and don't move around that much, okay? And right now, I'll help you finish baking this cherry pie, all right?
Monica: Oh no.
Ross: What?
Monica: You're a terrible cooker!
Ross: What?! No I'm not! I'm a great cooker!
Joey, Monica, and Rachel: (shaking there heads) Yeah right/I don't think so/Nuh uh
Monica: Ross, remember fifth grade we had that bake sale?
Ross: Yeah.
Monica: No one bought your brownies.
Ross: Well, one person did.
Monica: Yeah, but then he shared the information to the kids telling them how bad your brownies are.
Ross: That bastard! Well that was back then. Now, I will show you how well I can cook. All right! I'll even cook something for (pointing to the baby) Kathryn. (the baby starts crying)
Rachel: Yeah, I don't think that's a good idea. (Phoebe enters and she just had a hair cut.)
Phoebe: Hey!
Everyone: Hey!
Rachel: Ooh! Someone looks nice!
Phoebe: I know!
Monica: Did you get a hair cut?
Phoebe: (sarcastic) No, my dog ate it instead of my homework. (Monica smiles and looks at her)
Joey: (gets up and walks toward Phoebe) Hey.
Phoebe: Hey sweetie! (both kiss)
Joey: Come with me.
Phoebe: Oh, okay! (both exit)
Ross: Oh sure! Don't even say goodbye! (Rachel and Monica looks at him)
[Scene: In Joey's apartment, Joey and Phoebe enters]
Joey: I got a surprise for you! (takes Phoebe's hands and walks toward his room)
Phoebe: (excited) Oh yay! I love surprises!
Joey: Okay, close your eyes.
Phoebe: Okay (does so)
Joey: (opens his door) Tada!
Phoebe: (opens her eyes and she sees an ordinary room and becomes confused) What?
Joey: Well, first of all I cleaned my room.
Phoebe: Well, I noticed that.
Joey: And second, (opening the drawe and the closet) I made room in the drawe and the closet. So maybe you can move in with me.
Phoebe: Oh, Joey! I would love to move in with you! But I don't want to leave the apartment that I grew up in. I know! Why don't you move in with me!
Joey: Oh no. I love this place and it's closer to them (points to C&M's apartment) so that way I can just walk across the hall and raid their fridge.
Phoebe: Then this is a stuff decision for me.
Joey: No it's not! Just say you wanna live here and the choice is made!
Phoebe: Joey, just give me time to think about it okay?
Joey: All right. (hugs her)
Phoebe: Joey, if I say no...
Joey: WHAT?!
Phoebe: Hypothetically!
Joey: Oh.
Phoebe: If I say no, I will still love you. I will always love you.
Joey: (smiles) I will always love you too! (both kiss)
[Scene: C&M's apartment, Monica is cleaning her table, Ross is trying to make cherry pie, and Chandler enters from work.]
Chandler: Hey!
Ross: Hey!
Monica: Hi honey!
Chandler: Monica, what are you doing? You're pregnant. You're not supposed to move around that much!
Monica: You think so too?!
Chandler: Ross, why didn't you watch her?
Ross: I'm busy cooking.
Chandler: You cook?
Ross: Well, now I do.
Monica: (to Chandler) Sorry honey. It's just...I'm so bored!
Chandler: Then read a book, watch TV, watch...(looks at Ross) Ross cook. (Ross nods his head)
Monica: No. Those stuff are boring.
Rachel: (entering) Hey!
Everyone: Hey Rach!
Rachel: Have you guys seen Phoebe anywhere?
Ross: No why?
Rachel: She left me a message saying that she wanted to talk to me, but all she said was "Hey Rach! I need to talk to you. I
s urgent."
Chandler: That's it?
Rachel: Yeah. She didn't tell me where she wanted to meet me. So I went to her place and she wasn't there, I went to Joey's place and she wasn't there, so I came here and she's not here. Man! I feel like a bee searching for nector.
Monica: Did you check the coffee house?
Rachel: Oh! I forgot about that place! (exit)
Ross: Okay, I'm done with the cherry pie! (puts the pie on the table)
Chandler: (sarcastic) Wow, Ross! That looks delicious!
Ross: Thanks! (cuts the pie and hands it to Chandler) Here! Why don't you try it first.
Chandler: (looking at the pie weirdly) Oh boy. (tastes the pie) Mmmm. It's very good.
Ross: Really?! (to Monica) See! I knew I'm a good cooker. Now will you excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom. All that cooking makes me wanna poo- eh you don't wanna know. (walks to the bathroom)
Monica: Does it really taste good?
Chandler: No. (grabs a napkin and spits his food back out)
[Scene: In the coffee house, Phoebe is sitting on the couch reading a magazine and Rachel enters.]
Rachel: Hey Pheebs!
Phoebe: Oh, hey! (puts down the magazine)
Rachel: (sits down next to her) So what do you want to talk about?
Phoebe: Joey wants me to move in with him.
Rachel: Oh Phoebe that's great!
Phoebe: I know. But I don't want to leave my grandmother.
Rachel: Isn't your grandmother dead?
Phoebe: No her spirit.
Rachel: Oh. But Phoebe, I think you should move in with Joey. I mean, since you guys love each other you can sleep with him all the time. And you can see him everyday when you wake up. So that way you don't have to walk all the way up there just to see Joey. And it's also closer to Chandler and Monica's place, so you can just walk across the hall and raid their fridge or whatever.
Phoebe: Yeah, you do have a good point there. I guess I should just move in with Joey. Oh what the hell. Okay!
Rachel: Great! (hugs Phoebe)
[Scene: In Joey's apartment, Joey is sitting on his chair watching TV and Phoebe enters.]
Phoebe: Hey.
Joey: Hey! (turns off the TV and walks toward Phoebe) So have you figured it out yet?
Phoebe: Yeah. I'm sorry Joey, but I'm just going to stay in my own apartment.
Joey: (unhappy) Really? Well okay, if that's what you want? (turns around and starts to walk slowly with his head down)
Phoebe: I'm just kidding!
Joey: What?
Phoebe: (excited) I'm gonna move in with you!
Joey: (happy) REALLY?! (hugs her) Oh, this is so great! But why did you say you weren't gonna live with me before?
Phoebe: Oh I lied. I just wanted to see how you're gonna react.
Joey: I was sad. I want you to live with me so bad.
Phoebe: Well, your wish came true!
Joey: I know! (looks up) Thank you god! (to god) But remember my other wish!
Phoebe: What's your other wish?
Joey: Not to turn 33 years old. (excited) Let's start packing!
Phoebe: Okay! (both walk out of the door and headed for Phoebe's place)
[Scene: It's 7:00 at night and everyone except Joey and Phoebe are in C&M's apartment. Ross, Chandler, and Monica are sitting around the table and Rachel just entered.]
Rachel: (entering) Hey!
Monica and Chandler: Hey!
Ross: Hey Rachel! You have got to try my homemade cherry pie!
Rachel: (looks at the pie and then pretends to be full) Oh no. It's okay. I'm really full.
Ross: Oh that's too bad. Chandler and Monica liked it. (to Chandler and Monica) Right guys?
Chandler and Monica: (pretends to like it) Oh yeah/It was very good
Ross: (to Rachel) See! Now I'm gonna go let Gunther try this! (exits)
Rachel: (sits down by the table) Did it really taste good?
Chandler and Monica: No!
Monica: Tasted like crap!
Chandler: Yeah. (points to Monica and himself) We both had to fight over the bathroom.
Rachel: Wow. Now I know how Ross's pie really taste like. (does a nasty face)
Phoebe and Joey: (entering) Hey!
Everyone: Hey!
Rachel: (gets up and walks towards Joey and Phoebe) (excitedly) So are you guys...?
Joey and Phoebe: (excited) Yep/Yeah!
Rachel: Oh that's so great! (hugs them)
Monica: What's going on?
Joey: Phoebe's moving in with me!!
Chandler: What? And (points to Monica and himself) we're the last one to know about this?!
Phoebe: Well, Ross doesn't know yet.
Monica: (to Chandler) (smiles) That's true! (both gets up and walk towards Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel) Oh my god! Congratulations!
Chandler: This is so great! (they all hug)
Phoebe: Oh wait! Where's Ross?
Chandler: Oh, he went to share his crappy homemade pie with Gunther.
Monica: Yeah, you don't want to know.
Phoebe and Joey: Oh, okay.
Everyone: Yay! (they all hug again)
The End
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