By: Amy

Hi everybody! This is a C&M fanfic because they’re my favorite couple. And it’s my first fanfic, so if you don’t like it, then don't read it. This fanfic is just about Monica getting pregnant and it has been 5 months since Chandler and Monica got married. And Rachel is pregnant and Ross's the father.

[Scene: Monica and Chandler’s Apartment. Rachel and Phoebe is on the couch watching T.V and Joey is raiding the fridge.]

Joey: (pulling out an empty jar) Oh man! There’s no more jelly!

Rachel: Joey, we have some in our fridge.

Joey: Oh yeah, huh. (Walks out)

Monica: (walking out of the bathroom) OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! (Happily running towards Rachel and Phoebe)

Phoebe: What?

Monica: (holding the pregnancy test) I PREGNANT!

Phoebe and Rachel: (gasp) what!

Phoebe: Congratulations!

Rachel: Oh my god! That’s great! Now I’m not alone! (They both hug Monica)

Monica: Oh my god, I’ve been waiting for this to happen! But how do you think Chandler is going to react?

Phoebe and Rachel: Oh. (Just realizing it)

Phoebe: Chandler can freak out when it comes to babies.

Monica: I know! What do I say to him?

Rachel: Just say you’re pregnant.

Monica: Oh easy for you to say! (Joey enters with a sandwich)

Joey: (mouth full) Hey!

Rachel: Weren’t you gonna get a jelly?

Joey: We don’t have any.

Monica: (to Joey) Hey, grab a newspaper so you won’t get crumbs on my floor!

Joey: (sarcastic) Yes Mom! (does so)

Phoebe: Oh my god! Do you know?

Joey: Know what?

Phoebe: That Monica is pregnant.

Joey: (to Monica) You’re pregnant?! (surprised)

Monica: Yes! (excitedly) But don’t tell Chandler!

Joey: Why? (realizing it) Oh! Well, he’s gonna find out any ways.

Monica: Yeah, you’re right. I’ll just tell him later. (walks to her room)

[Scene: In the afternoon, like at 3:00. Monica is cooking dinner, Rachel is on the couch reading, and Chandler enters from work.]

Chandler: (closing the door) Hey!

Rachel: Hey.

Chandler: (walks over to Monica) Hey honey!

Monica: Hey! (both kiss)

Rachel: (looks at them) Aaw! How sweeoow! (touches her stomach)

Chandler: Weird yell.

Monica: (runs over to Rachel) Oh god! Are you okay?

Rachel: I don’t know. (freezes) Okay, now I’m alright. (Chandler walks to the bathroom and Joey and Ross enters and they just came from a knicks game.)

Joey: (to Ross) I’m telling you it was a foul!

Ross: Okay, okay! It was a foul! (turns around and thinks to himself) No it wasn’t.

Rachel: OW! DAMN YOU BABY! STOP KICKING ME!

Monica: Rachel, calm down.

Rachel: (breathless) Okay, I’m fine. Oh man, this pregnant thing is harder than I thought.

Monica: (nervously) Really?!

Ross: Hey Rach. If you need tips, you should ask Phoebe. She was pregnant.

Rachel: Ross, I’m fine. I can take care of this myself.

(Chandler walks out of the bathroom holding a pregnancy test with a tissue wrapped around it.)

Chandler: Hey Mon, what’s this? (showing her the pregnancy test)

Monica: (nervously) Uh…

Rachel: It’s mine. (helping Monica)

Chandler: What? But you’re already pregnant.

Rachel: I know. (nervously) I was just making sure.

Chandler: But you’re fat!

Rachel: Is there a problem?!

Monica: (interrupting) Okay, look Chandler. She didn’t take the pregnancy test.

Chandler: Yeah, that’s what I thought. (looks at Rachel)

Monica: I took it.

Chandler: (looks at the pregnancy test and gasp) You’re pregnant! (happily)

Monica: Yeah!

Chandler: Oh my god! I can’t believe this!

Ross: Oh my god! My sister’s pregnant! (hugs Monica) I’m gonna be an Uncle!

Chandler: Who cares about that! I’m gonna be a father! (Ross stares at him)

Joey: Congratulations man! (hugs Chandler)

Monica: Wait! (to Chandler) You’re not freaking out?

Chandler: Why should I be. I’m gonna be a father! We’re gonna have a family! (hugs Monica)

Monica: Oh I’m so happy you’re not freaking out!

Rachel: Oh my god!

Joey: What?

Rachel: I think the water just broke.

Monica: What?! Please don’t leak on my couch.

Ross: Monica!

Ross: (helps Rachel get up) Oh my god! I’m gonna be a father! (smiles and looks at Chandler) We’ll be daddies!

Rachel: Hurry! We have to go to the hospital right now!

Joey: Alright, where’s the Porsche key? I’ll drive.

Ross: What? Why do you get to drive?

Joey: Because you have to help Rachel.

Ross: Well there’s Chandler and Monica to help her.

Rachel: GUYS! Now it’s not the time! Joey, you drive.

Joey: Alright! (grabs the keys)

Ross: What? Why does he get to drive?

Rachel: Cause you’re slow. (they all walk towards the door, but right when Joey was about to open the door, Phoebe opens it from the hallway and accidentally hit Joey’s nose.)

Joey: OW! SON OF A BITCH!

Phoebe: Oh, I’m sorry Joey! I didn’t see you.

Joey: It’s okay Pheebs.

Phoebe: What’s going on?

Monica: Rachel’s having a baby. We have to go to the hospital.

Ross: Yeah! I’m gonna be a daddy!

Phoebe: Oh! Congratulations!

Rachel: Please stop talking and start walking!

Joey, Phoebe, and Ross: Oh! Yes ma'am! (and they all walked out the door)

To Be Continued…