The One With The Leather Jackets

By: Matt

Disclaimer: These characters do not belong to me, but to Bright, Kaufman and Crane Productions and Warner Bros. Their use is not intended for profit, only for entertainment.

(Scene: Joey’s Apartment. Joey and Rachel are talking.)

Rachel: Joey can I tell you something?

Joey: Anything.

Rachel: Well you know its October.

Joey: And….

Rachel: Well I really need a boyfriend so…

Joey (looking interested. Thinking it’s about him.): So…

Rachel: Do you think you could hook me up with someone?

Joey: (looking disappointed): Ok

Opening Credits

(Scene: Central Perk. Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are talking.)

Chandler (talking to Joey): Ok so you’re telling us that you were disappointed she didn’t want you?

Joey: Yeah.

Phoebe: Oh my god! You love Rachel!

Joey: No I don… (stops and thinks). Oh my god! I do!

(Ross walks in)

Monica: You too would make such a great couple.

Ross (hearing Monica): Who would ?

Phoebe: Joey & Rachel!

Chandler: Phoebe!

Ross: Oh my god! But I love Rachel!

Monica: You do?

Joey: ok but Ross can’t have her!

Ross: Oh yes I can!

(Then Ross and Joey start slapping each other like little girls).

Chandler: Ok this is a coffee house. Not some 9 year old girls birthday party.

Monica: Well Rachel has got to choose.

Ross: Well I clearly have the advantage.

Joey: Oh really! How do you figure?

Ross: Well she’s having my baby!

Joey: You just made that u… (stops thinks). Oh my god she is!

Chandler: Joey you gotta think about something before you say it.

(Monica gets up)

Monica: Well I’m going to the store. Does anyone need anything?

Phoebe: Well I saw this ring for $500 at the Jewelry store.

Monica: Anybody want anything under $20?

Chandler: Oh I ran out of my shampoo.

Monica: Ok I’ll get that.

Ross: Well I gotta go look cool for Rachel. (gets up and walks to the door, he turns to Joey). So I guess your not gonna look cool for Rachel huh?

Joey: I already look cool.

(Scene: Department store. Phoebe and Rachel are shopping for maternity clothes for Rachel. Rachel picks up Pink and Orange pants.)

Rachel: Wow these look nice. (Phoebe gets a oooook look.) Did I lose all my sense when I started being pregnant?

Phoebe: Yeah I think so. Cause 5 minutes ago you picked up that shirt and said ‘Do you think Madonna could wear this?’

Rachel: Well it was a cool shirt.

Phoebe: Madonna would only wear it if she was 70 and pregnant. Your not gonna impress Joey and Ross anymore.

Rachel: Phoebe why would I wanna impress Joey and Ross.

Phoebe: Because they like you.

(Rachel gets a shocked look on her face. And Phoebe just realized what she did.)

Rachel: They like me?

Phoebe: You didn’t let me finish! I was gonna say Because they like your blouse.

(Scene: The next day. Monica and Chandler’s. Monica is in the living room and Chandler is in the shower.)

Chandler (from in the shower): Monica! Can you hand me my shampoo you bought me yesterday?

Monica: What shampoo?

Chandler: Oh my god! You didn’t get the shampoo!

Monica: Oh I guess I didn’t. So just use mine. (she opens the bathroom door. Chandler pulls the shower curtain back.)

Chandler: I am not gonna smell like (grabs her shampoo bottle,) Berry Tropical Rainforest!

Monica: Oh just use it.

(Scene: Joey’s apartment. Joey and Ross are sitting there with Leather Jackets on. Phoebe walks in.)

Joey and Ross (thinking its Rachel): Hey Rac… (seeing its Phoebe), Hey Pheebs.

Phoebe: You guys I have to tell you something.

Joey and Ross: What?!?!

Phoebe: I told Rachel you both liked her.

Joey : Pheebs!

Ross: When did u tell her.

Phoebe: While we were picking out maternity clothes.

Ross: How romantic.

(Scene: Monica and Chandler’s. Rachel and Monica are talking. Chandler is talking to Phoebe. All of a sudden Joey and Ross come through the door with their leather Jackets on.)

Chandler (sarcastically): Oh my god! Where are the motorcycles?

(Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel laugh)

Joey (to Chandler): Do u wanna see a movie with us?

Chandler: Sure.

(They all get up and leave).

Rachel: Ooh! They did that to impress me.

Monica: You know about them liking you?

Rachel: Yeah Phoebe told me when we were picking out maternity clothes.

Monica: Do you think I need to start wearing those?

Rachel: It about 2 months yeah.

Monica: Do they have leather jackets for pregnant people?

Rachel: I think they…

(Gets cut off by Phoebe)

Phoebe: Ok lets get back to the conversation.

Monica: Phoebe we were talking!

Phoebe: Oh sorry. I was bored out of my mind while you were talking about leather jackets for pregnant women.

Monica: Sorry Pheebs.

Rachel: Yeah me too.

(All three hug).

Phoebe: Oh I got an idea! I can like be a teacher to u two. I’ll teach u how to act pregnant.

Monica: Ooooook. But Rachel who are you gonna pick? Joey or Ross?

(Rachel sits down and thinks).

(Scene: Movie Theater. Joey, Ross, and Chandler are sitting watching the movie. Joey and Ross keep moving around in their leather jackets. Which makes it sound like a farting noise. They guy behind they tapes Joey on the shoulder.)

Guy: Are you guys ok? I mean you keep farting. Here take this. It helped me. (Hands them a pill).

Ross: Oh you see its are leather jackets. We keep moving around and it makes that sound.

Guy: Oh! Well that doesn’t explain why this guy’s (points to Chandler) hair smells like Berry Tropical Rainforest.

Joey: What! Chandler come here. (Chandler goes over to Joey and smells his head). Oh my god ! You smell like Monica! (Chandler gets a mad look on his face.)

Chandler (screaming): She didn’t buy me my shampoo!

THE END