- SCENE: ALL SIX FRIENDS ARE SITTING IN CENTRAL PERK....
- Monica: Chandler, I want to see you for a moment...
- Chandler: Yes, Monica...
- Ross: Okay, you guys, I have to leave!
- Phoebe: Bye, Ross... (kisses Ross)
- Rachel: Okay...I have to go with Tag...
- Joey: Bye, Rach... Phoebe... help me with my lines... I need to practice
- Phoebe: Oh... well, okay, what movie are you in?
- Joey: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire!
- Phoebe: Oh that's so great! I love that book!
- Joey: Book? It's a book?
- Phoebe:Ya... well, then, say hello to Daniel for me!
- Joey: Who's Daniel?
- Phoebe: That really cute guy who's playing Harry Potter!
- Joey: Pheebs! He's only 14!!!!
- Phoebe: Eh?! Well... whatever! Let's practice your lines...
- Joey: Okay... here's the script... you are Harry... GO!
- Phoebe: I start? Ya, okay... (starts practicing with Joey) D-dobby?
- Joey: m-m-me is not Dobby, sir... but me is a good friends of Mr. Dobby
- Phoebe: Wait a minute Joe... who are you playing again?
- Joey: Some... Winty, I think...
- Phoebe: Joey, Winky's an elf!
- Joey: I know... I mean... WHAT?!
- Phoebe: Ya, you're an elf!
- Oh... I'm fine about the elf thing... but WINKY? How stupid!
- Phoebe: Nah... Ne'er mind... HEY Gunther... can you please get us, um, coffee... we need it!
- Gunther: Sure thing...(goes to their table) um, Phoebe... I kinda need to tell you something... you have to tell Rachel that I like her!
- Phoebe: WHAT?!?! Y-y-you like Rachel? O, I mean... you're kidding!
- Gunther: Nope, I am so not kidding
- Phoebe: Well, ts... Rachel,um, Rachel, um, she l-l (thinks--- I kept a promise... I can't tell him...) she HATES you! She's sooo afraid of you... she does NOT, she DOES NOT like you at all.... nope, don't ask her... uh, just don't
- Gunther: (looking sad) Okay Phoebe...
- Joey: what was that? You know Gunther... when I was working here and he didn't get Rachel to move in with him, he was in the bathroom for 6 hours... crying!
- Phoebe: Hmph... I knew it! He is Gay! Why would Rachel fall for him---- I mean, he is gay!
- Joey: WWhat?What? Rachel likes Gunther!?!? OMYGOD!!! RACHEL LIKES ( phoebe spanks him)
- Phoebe: Shhhhhh....
- Joey: (whispering) Rachel likes Gunther?!?!
- Phoebe: Yes, it was a long time ago! But you can't tell anyone
- Joey: Damn! Here we go again! Can't we just tell them!? You know, since Rachel already does like Gunther!
- Phoebe: Fine! Let's go...
- Joey: Wait... how bout my practice?
- Phoebe: nah... all you gotta do is stutter... and, you know, memorize your,um, lines...
- Joey: Okay... let's go...
- Rachel: Tag... I have to break up with you...
- Tag: What? But.... b-b-but... (cries)
- Phoebe(walks in while talking to Joey): There Joe, copy Tag... and then you'll make a PERFECT Winky...!
- TAg: W-w-w-winky?
- Rachel: I'm really sorry, Tag, but...um... I- I am
- Joey: C'mon now! She's in love with Gunther!
- Tag: WHat? That Central Perk guy???? I think I'm gonna throw up!!!
- Rachel: W-what Gunther? No Gunther... I-I was just breaking up with you because... I'm pregnant...
- Tag: So? Then I'll be the dad!
- Rachel:.... w-with Joey's kid!
- Joey: Huh?! I mean... ya... that's "The Hulk"!
- Tag: you guys are nuts! I'm gettin' outta here! (leaves)
- Rachel: what the heck? How'd you guys know?
- Joey: Yey! It's finally out! I hate keeping your secrets!!!! FINALLY!
- Phoebe: Yup... and Gunther said that he liked to also
- Rachel: Okay the... I'm going there... to Central Perk... bye! (leaves)
- Phoebe: Are you really gonna name your baby "The Hulk"? I mean... what's with that?!