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ladkiyon ki kami nahin gaalib
ladkiyon ki kami nahin gaalib
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ladkiyon ki kami nahin gaalib
:mad: Phir saali milti kyon nahin
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Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi
Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The
Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi
Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The
Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi
Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi
Hum Aur Bhi Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Badhi
Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar Hein, Aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hein
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GUYS:
Khuda kare hasino ke bap mar jayen
Bahana ho maut ka aur ham unke ghar jayen.
GIRLS:
Aisa mat kah jalim, yeh maha pap hoga
Saale Kabhi too bhee kisi hasina ka bap hoga.
Math pee ghalib sharab masjid mein baith kar
Math pee ghalib sharab masjid mein baith kar
Ek hi bothal hai kahi khuda na maang le...
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Gul gaya gulshan gaya, gayi gaalon ki laali
Gul gaya gulshan gaya, gayi gaalon ki laali
Saale ab toh peechha chhod de, main ho gayi bachchon waali!!
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Aur bhi cheezein bahut si lut chuki hain dil kay saath
Yeh bataya doston ne ishq farmaane ke baad
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez check karta hoon main
Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad...
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Woh jab chalti hai to raahon mein 100-100 ke note bichata hoon
Woh jab chalti hai to raahon mein 100-100 ke note bichata hoon
Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon....
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GUY:
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
GIRL:
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye
Maine pucha chand se
kahin dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin...
Maine pucha chand se
kahin dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin...
Chand ne kaha ...Ullu ke pathe..
:mad: itni upar se dikhta hai kya koi??? :mad:
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Koi patthar se na maare mere deewane ko..
Koi patthar se na maare mere deewane ko....
Abbey nuclear ka zamana hai,
Bomb se uda do saale ko..!! :p
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teri ankhen jhuki jhuki ,
tera chehra khila khila,
teri ankhen jhuki jhuki,
tera chehra khila khila...
jab tere galo per se hath ghumaya,
to adha kilo FAIR AND LOVELY mila..
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Uski julfon ko dekh kir armaan mera bhadkaa tha
Uski julfon ko dekh kir armaan mera bhadkaa tha
Zulf hatakir dekha who ladki nahi ladka tha..
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ek machchar (mosquito) ne kaata
ajab junoon tha...
ek machchar ne kaata
ajab junoon tha...
pehle socha maar doon..
phir socha 'apna hi khoon' tha..
Aisi Apni Wife Ho
5' 6" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aisi apni Wife ho.
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Sadak per sab kahe "Kya cute ho",
Bheed main sab kahe "side ho, side ho",
Bombay, Delhi ya Gujarat ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.
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Parosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner ke time candle light ho,
Mujh mein, us mein, kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milne ke baad dil delight ho,
Arre aap bhi kaho, "Chikne, tum right ho",
Aisi apni Wife ho.
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har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aazmaaish ho
khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki gunjaish ho
ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho!!
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kaash yeh concept .0001 percent bhi right ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
to kya hasin life ho
humne bhukhe rahekar aapko milaya phone,
humne bhukhe rahekar aapko milaya phone,
aapne khaate hue puchha hum aapke hain kaun ??? (wah-wah wah-wah )
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Kaun kahta kai aasma me ched nahi hota...........
Kaun kahta kai aasma me ched nahi hota.....
ek pathar to jara jor se uchalo yaaron
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Kutta ban gaya hun tere pyar mein...
Kutta ban gaya hun tere pyar mein...
Yahin nahin aata toh sun... BHOW BHOW
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khudi ko ker bulund itna ke everest ki choti pe ja pahuche,
khudi ko ker bulund itna ke everest ki choti pe ja pahuche,
aur bhagvan tumse khud poochhe : "abbe gadhe, ab utrega kaise??"
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Jab Tota (parrot) Hua Dirty,
To Tote Se Boli Maina,
Jab Tota (parrot) Hua Dirty,
To Tote Se Boli Maina,
Don't Worry. Ab Surf Excel Hai Na!
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