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| Smelly Cat Smelly cat, smelly cat What are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat They won't take you to the vet You're obviously not their favorite pet You may not be a bed of roses And you're not friends to those with noses (Repeat) |
| In The Shower I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song Stop me if you've heard it My skin is soapy and my hair is wet And tegrin spelled backwards is nirget. Lather, rinse, repeat Lather, rinse, repeat Lather, rinse, repeat (pause) As needed! |
| Babies They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch Soon they'll grow up and resent you so much Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why And you cry and you cry and you cry And you cry and you cry... |
| Barnyard Animals Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo, Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo, Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up, And that's how we get hamburgers! Nooowww, chickens! |
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| My Sticky Shoe My favorite shoes so good to me I where them everyday Down at the heel, holes in the toe. Don't care what people say My feet's best friend, pals to the end With them I'm one hot chicky Though late one night Not much light I stepped in something icky (Chorus) Sticky shoes, sticky shoes Always makes me smile Sticky shoes, sticky shoes Next time I'll avoid the pile |
| Grandma Now grandma's a person who everyone likes She brought you a train and a bright shiny bike But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner Now your mom and dad said she moved to Peru, But the truth is she died and someday you will too La-la-la-la-la-la-la... |
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| Terry's A Jerk Terry's a jerk! And he won't let me work! And I hate Central Perk! And you're all invited to bite me. |
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