2. Out of the blue, your friend calls you and suggests a day trip to the mountains.

Duh. It was all my idea. I'm the one calling everyone.
Stupid mountains...I'll go anyway.
Hmmm, 'I do need some new rock samples...
No! Let me go! I DON'T WANT TO GO!!!
I'll go dig out my collection of bear bait. *ebbil laugh*

3. On the ride up...

What about it? I'm driving!
Leave me alone as I plot my evil plans.
I'm reading. Book ish interesting.
Sulking. I hate this. Why did they have to tie me up and bring me?
I wuv car rides. I'll stick my head out the window now.

4. Where's the map?

In my purse.
What map? All I have is my secret blueprints for my secret lair...shh!
Why should I care?
I burnt it. I think...however it kinda looked like a top secret government project base under a volcano.
The VCR looked hungry...and so was I...VCR likes paper....and poptarts...

5. The map is gone. Now what?

PANIC ATTACK!
It's all a part of my plan. *laughs evily*
Relax. I'm the map. It's all up here. *points to head*
Calm the person who is panicing...and hope for money.
Would this be a good time to point out that the car is running out of gas?

6. So you're stuck in the middle of nowhere with no cell phone, GPS, laptop, flare, or any way of calling attention to yourself and your predicament. What do you do?

*faints* NO WAY TO TALK TO ANYONE!!
Exactly as I have planned. I'm surprised at how well this is going.
They just wouldn't listen to me about those flares.
Someone dropped their purse...and money! maybe this isn't so bad after all!
You're sitting on my lollipop.

7. Your group decides to walk a little in the forest to try to find signs of civilization/

Maybe someone will carry me.
Just a little farther...c'mon, turn left...perfect.
Are we lost? Cuz it sure seems like it.
Will I get paid for carrying this idiot?
I lost my teddy bear. AAH! BUGS!!

8. 2 hours later...you are lost.

I think I'll faint now.
I love it when things go my way.
I told them we were lost, but noooooo.
I shouldn't've come. But they kidnapped me. Maybe I'll sue them.
OOO, worms. I think that tree is stalking me! I WANT MY MOMMY!!!

9. Somehow, miraculously, you find your way out of the woods and back to the car, but suddenly there appears a shiny demon in the middle of the road and he wants you to sing the best song in the world. Your reply is...

*faints* Catch me!
Right on time, my trusted ally. NO! DON'T KILL ME!!!
...Isn't this part of a song?
Tribute! --OOF! Why did someone fall on me?
*whips out guitar and sings...* It's a small world after all, it's a small world after all...

10. The demon seems satisfied and for some reason your car is fixed. What are you doing now?

Going home...It's strange that they let me drive.
Nursing my wounds...that demon hit me!
Maybe I'll write a book about this adventure.
Maybe I'll burn whatever that person is writing on.
CANDY! RAT POISON! PIE! I think i already said that...VICTIMS!-er, i mean, FRIENDS!