| Where, Oh where has my little pal gone? |
| Where, Oh where can he be? |
| Did he go on vacation to get away from it all? |
| Oh dear, Oh dear could he be lost in the Mall? |
| Did he find him a gal with a cute little smile, |
| And forgot about his friends for just a little while? |
| I wish he would call, or write me a letter. |
| Oh! Goodness me! I hope he's not under the weather! |
| Is it something I did? Is it something I said? |
| Is he just sick of me, and wanting to punch me in the head? |
| I hope it's nothing drastic! I hope it's nothing bad! |
| If something happened to Russell, we would all be sad. |
| So, Russ, if you're out there and reading this poem, |
| Please give us a call and let us know when you're home. |
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| Where's Russ? |
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