| Sorry I can't make it to the phone |
| I cut my finger down to the bone |
| I went to the doctor to get sewn up |
| When I got there I began to throw up |
| He gave me some pepto and sent me to bed |
| I woke up this morning and thought I was dead |
| So I called up the undertaker to take me away |
| He just laughed and said "son not today" |
| Now I'm just lying here in this hospital room |
| Feeling nothing but sorrow, nothing but gloom |
| I'm too dead to be alive, and too alive to be dead |
| So they sent in a shrink to check out my head |
| The shrink shook his head and said "there's no hope" |
| "This boy is too far gone from smoking too much dope" |
| Too Far Gone |