Nooooo, Uncle Jesse.
You live in a room with pink bunnies
On the wall.
Oh.
On the wall.
Uncle Jesse.
You talk to a two year old
About serious problems,
Like your children you're about to have-
Apprehensive, Uncle Jesse.
Your mullet,
Your mullet and your Harley.
Uncle Jesse.
Make sure you wear a helmet,
Be careful of the hair-
The Hair
Uncle Jesse
Have mercy!
Have- Have mercy!
Uncle Jesse, yeah.
The Smash Club, it was a hit.
Your band, Jesse And The Rippers
Were featured
At The Smash Club.
Uncle Jesse
Uncle- Uncle Jesse.
Notice how the band members changed
Twice every episode
In Jesse And The Rippers.
The Rippers.
Have mercy.
Uncle Jesse.
I want to go to Graceland.