| "Did you know that the best way to keep warm is to get into a sleeping bag naked with another naked person?" "Yes." "Maybe Ewan and I could test that theory... make sure it works." "I think that would be fun. Even if it doesn't work, at least you tested it out. Right?" "Exactly." "Better safe than sorry." "And because it's a test you should do 'it' many times to ensure that the results are accurate and constant. And then you can find the.....average." "Exactly. You have to do it a lot. Just to make sure. Then do it again. Hmm. This could be a lengthy experiment." "It would be worth it. And it would be an important issue for me. Yeah, you'd have to do it again. Over and over." "All in the name of science, eh?" "And over and over..." *snort* "Um....sure.....science.. if that's what you want then Ewan and I will do.....it......for science." "Well ok." "Man I'm nasty and dirty." "As long as you're ok with the naked thing... yeah you are." "I'm perfectly fine with it, and so is Ewan." "I mean hello.. it's EWAN!" "EXACTLY! I'm gonna write a letter, and tell him about this....experiment. That its for a.......charity.... and his participation is absolutely crucial." "Right." "And my participation is absolutely crucial." "Because it's your experiment, you have to do it." "It would be a rigorous experiment too." "And he was um... randomly selected.. he has the right.... um, number of blood cells needed." "And his body is the right size........and proportioned... and his body hair % is just right and so is his muscle/fat %... and he's.......got the right........attitude......and look." "And he's already been to cold locations." "I'm BRILLIANT!!!" "He needs no training." "So he could adapt better. We could go to hot locations for testing too/" "Exactly." "And make sure we came here too. We would go to every destination possible on the planet at every possible time and holiday because the body may.....react.......differently at different times, so we'd have to be sure it works." "Exactly." "Day/night, hot/cold.." "It's a long and very thorough experiment." "Tired/......um.......not tired." "It's important." "Happy/ even more happy." "Anything could affect the results." "Big/ even bigger.....if thats possible." "Lmao!" "Hard/soft." "Hard fast/soft slow." "Ooooooo that's a good one... quick/slow.... extreme/conservative.." "Anything could affect it." "To the right/to the left/ just perfect... Which would be everyway but you have to be sure." "Definetely." "Up/down, up/down, up/down...ahem...Sitting/standing, rolling/sitting still." "Naughty Steff, very naughty." "Bad Steff" *slaps self* Hungry/full, thirsty/not thirsty, gotta go pee/oops, just went...hehehe that's ok Ewan, but that affects the results. We'll have to do it again." "Oh, darn..." "Well there's another night tacked on... gee this's gonna take a loooong time... " "Oh well." "I've got time..... singing/not singing..... ooooo, I would like the singing." "Course, yeah." "Mm, Ewan." "How could you not?" "Into it/ not into it.... work to do/ not busy." *sly look* "Into.... what?" "..........u know..........the.......weather........." *rolls eyes* "The sun may be up but the heat may not be there." "Weather.. right..." "Ooooo double meaning...are you dirty enough to get that one?" "Um....lmao." "Did you get it?" "Now that you point it out..are you alluding to Old Chap?" "He may be up and at it, but it may not be as........warmth producing as usual..ahem." "The sun may rise, but the heat may be lacking?" "Yeah, but that wouldn't happen." "Course not!" "But, we'd have to test several times in each location, in each condition to make sure...Rocky/smooth.. flat/uneven...." "But, of course." "High altitude/low altitude." "Right! Good one." "Man, we're gonna be at it for a while." "Sigh...what we'd do to further science." "I'm a busy girl." "Yeah." "Science?!?!? Where the hell does that come from......Oooooo......Riiight...Science.." "Did you forget?" "What?" "The science." "With music in the background/silence. Well, I guess it wouldn't really be quiet...." "Course not. Then you'd have to do it with non Ewan/Ewan music." "In a car/ outside." "On one of his bikes." "Moulin Rouge music/non Moulin Rouge music." "O HELL YA!!" "Driving/not driving...Hehehe that could be fun." "Difficult maybe" "Oh, no. Not for us. We could just... pull over a bit so he could see." "Ahh I see." "He could be one of his movie/tv characters." "Ok." "Damn, I'm so dirty." "Yes, you are. But, so am I, so it's ok." *long moment of silence* "What? Ran out of ideas?" "No, my dad came in. Had to cover." "Well, ok. I almost freaked.." "Running/walking.." "I thought my mom was coming in...Oo hard. A challenge." "Jumping.....?/crawling." "Hehehe." "Gotta be careful with that one." "Oh yeah." "On top/on bottom." "Wouldn't want to harm Old Chap." "Flying/traveling through tunnels." "Oooo creative." "Pilot/copilot,cruise control/GO FOR IT!!!! I would like both of those. Either way would be great." *falls over and dies from laughing* "Yeah." "Going for it would be quick." "Damn." "Russia/Slovakia. Hehehe. Laura and I have an inside joke." "Well, ok." "All dressed up/in our b-day suits..Mmmmm tux." "Yeah." "Mmmmmm nude. It's all good no matter what." "Yep. Partially naked/ all naked." "In water while swimming/slightly wet/damp/dry." "Good idea!" "On the phone/off the phone." "Hot tub... on the phone?!" "Of course if we were on the phone it may get crushed.." "Hehe that would be a funny conversation... 'So, Ewan, how are you?' "Ooo Ewan....um ya I'm still here." "'Oh, I'm fucking great!'" "...Two meanings!!!!!!!!" "Hehe! I didn't catch that!" "I did." "I noticed." "I had to open a new window." "Did you?" "The thing wouldn't scroll down no more." "How tragic." "Yeah. But it's good now." "Goodie. Half hungry/hungry/full." "On a windowsill/completely out/completely in..... 2 meanings again with the in/out." "Yeah, I got that one." "My bro is pissed at me now." "Slow then fast/fast then slow. Why?" "Cause he wants on. The computer." "Oh, haha." "Not on Ewan. Ewan's mine." "Tell him to go away." "He sort of slammed the door and left. Loser." "Awww. Haha." "Playing sports/in the crowd." "Hehe." "In a church/.....not in a church. Movie theatre/beach." "Nice one." "Man, we're bad." "In public/in private." "Well, I'm bad. You just agree." "Yep." "Loud/ quiet. With commentary/ without." "Lmao!" "'Oh it's going in......TOUCHDOWN!!!!!'" "'He shoots.... he scores!'" "Hell ya. But I had best be leaving." "'And it's a hole in one!'" '"She creates a diversion and scores!!!!!!!!' 'He likes to use big balls and a good stick on this play' Ugh, that was bad." "'Is it going in? wait... yes... no... yes! It's in!'" "'The snake is in the bush. It's in and out and in and out........'" "Haha!" "I think I should go though." "'Home run!'" "Oh, man." "Sports can be so bad! Some of the terms.. are bad.." "Hehehe I'm never gonna see them the same again." "Me neither." "'Get a spike at the top!' Bunt, set, spike.'" "Hehe." "He has a good shot. A sniper." "Yeah." "'I've got it in my shites.'" "I was just typing that!!" "One person sleeping/ both awake/ both sleeping.That could be interesting." "Oh yeah." "But I should go." "2nd time/20 time." "Oh man. That's good." *beams* "1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10/11/12/1pm/2pm/3pm/4pm/5pm/6pm/7pm/8pm/9pm/10pm/11pm/12pm... and all the minutes and seconds." "1 week/3 week." "Gotta have specifics on when to start and stop." "Course." "Which year? month? God........I should go.........I'm being too bad for my own liking." "'So bad.'" "Hehehe *flashes ewan smile* I like Ewan." "Yay!" "So I'll talk to you later then?" "Well ok." "Talking/whispering." "Hehe. Shouting." "Grunting/moaning." "Lmao." "I'll talk to you tomorrow or something ok? We gotta finish these topics of study later." "Sure." "Cause I'll remember. I'll be having sweeet dreams tonight." *Ewan smile* "You staying?" "Probably." "I'm gonna send you special email just for you probably tomorrow. You'll like." "Lol ok." "I just thought of an idea for one." "Should I be scared?" "Oh no you'll be pissing yourself laughing." "And what kind of rating would it get?" "XXX." "Lol nice." "But no pics.....unfortunately." "Damn!" "FIND PILLOW BOOK!!! Must find older cool person to get it. Then we'll watch and probably fast forward through most of it. I can see us doing that." "Course. Then rewind, then watch." "Slow mo." "Rewind. Repeat!" "Frame by frame." "Slow mo is good." "I'll talk to later though." "Well ok." "Don't want my bro too mad. Oh hold on, gonna change my name on the spur of the moment." *pause* *name changes to 'I Need To Work With Ewan On An Experiment For........Science.......Yeah, Science.............' * "LMAO Yay!!!!!! I like it keep it!!" "Yeah. But I better go." "Hehe science." "I'm pissing myself laughing at my name on the screen. Hold on I can make it better." "Really... *raises eyebrow* *Changes to: 'I Need To Be In A Sleeping Bag Experiment With Ewan For..........Science.........Yeah, Science..........ahem' * "HAH!!!" "Oh and I can expand my experiment to beds too. Sheets on/sheets off." "Of course. Hmm... shower!!!!" "YA!!!" "Steam room." "I'm gonna do a........body reaction test............in all sorts of conditions to test the body's reaction to stuff........ a performance test!" "Lmao!" *Name changes to: 'I Need To Experiment With Ewan's......... Capabilities...... For....... Science........ ahem......' * *snorts* "I gonna go now." "They were all good. Awww... cya. Sweet dreams, haha." "Hehehe o hell ya! Sugar rush/no sugar." "Sugar rush would be.... interesting..." "Man the possibilities are endless! Hehehe I would like the rush. Well, I should go... finally. Cya." "Bye." *flashes ewan smile* "Hehehe Ewan." |
| The sleeping bag scientific experiment conversation |
| This is a great conversation Steff and I had one day. It is one of the best, if not the very best, one we've ever had, late one night. It's rather old, but still sooo good! |
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