"You want to go out on a date with me?"
"See? I told you you'd ask me!"
~ Macon Forrester and Halley Martin How To Deal
"Blame it on the Bossanova..... you see, Lola, shakes her maraccas...... Rosa, bounces her bongos.... and Nina, is all hands....."
~ Catcher Block, Down With Love
"Because sometimes you have something you need to say but you can't because the words won't come out or you get scared or you feel stupid, so if you could write a song and sing it then you could say what you need to say and it would be beautiful and people would listen and you wouldn't make a complete idiot out of yourself, but all of us can't be songwriters so some of us will never be able to say what we're thinking or what we want other people to know that we're thinking so we'll never get the chance to make things right again ever."
~ Rory Gilmore, The Gilmore Girls
"I am Napoleon!!!"
~ The Shadow
"So I can make hot, passionate, worshipping, adoring love to you, and you can still have meaningless sex with me, right??"
~ Catcher Block, Down With Love
"You swim alone, rescue servants, climb rocks.. is there anything you can't do?"
"Fly"
~ Henry and Danielle, Ever After
"Fight the good fight, precious!"
"I did not get educated for this!! I am not a mechanic!!! AAARRGGGG!!!"
~ Titan A.E.
"My heart aches completely every hour of every day, and only when I'm with you does the pain go away"
~ Ewan McGregor
"But... why is the rum gone?"
~ Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean
"It certainly is a big... round... room...."
~ Wolverine, X-Men
"Hey Milo, I want something sporty. Like a tuna!"
~ Atlantis
"This would be great if there was any cooking to do!!"
~ Kale, Titan A.E.
"Sometimes I feel there is a hole inside me. An emptiness, that, at times, seems to burn. I think if you lifted my heart up to your ear, you could probably hear the ocean. I have this dream of being whole. Of not going to sleep each night wanting. But still, sometimes when the wind is warm or the crickets sing, I dream of a love that even time will lie down and be still for. I just want someone to love me. I want to be seen. I don't know. Maybe I've had my happiness. I don't want to believe it but there is no one, only that moon."
~ Practical Magic
"Hey... where'd he get the carrots...?"
~ Sinbad
*hurls over side* "Carrots... it's always carrots... I don't even like carrots!"
~ Milo Thatch, Atlantis
"Frodo wouldn't have gotten very far without Sam"
~ Frodo Baggins, The Two Towers
"I'm not asking for much. I just wish they'd kill the food before serving it. I want already dead food."
~ Kale, Titan A.E.
"You picked the wrong house to mess with, bub"
~ Wolverine, X-Men 2
"Who bad? Sinbad!"
~ Sinbad
"I am going to squash that Novak broad and turn this crazy upside-down-with-love world right side up again. I am going to write the expose of the century, proving once and for all that all women want the same thing: love and marriage. Even Miss. Barbara-down-with-love-Novak... "
"How? Novak won't even see you"
"That's right. So she won't even see me coming" *rips off shirt*
~ Catcher Block and Peter McMannus, Down With Love
"Love is a many splendored thing.. love, lifts us up where we belong, all you need is love.."
~ Christian, Moulin Rouge
I'm an action figure!
~ Hercules
"Merry, the tree's talking"
"I am no tree. I'm an Ent."
"Treeherder! Shepard of the forest!"
"Merry, don't encourage it."
~ Pippin, Treebeard and Merry, The Two Towers
"Pocahontas, the tree is talking to me"
"Say something"
"What do you say to a tree?"
"Anything you want"
~ John Smith, Pocahontas, Pocahontas
"Art is meant to be an unconstrained expression of the inexpressible. It's our way of telling each other things we feel, but are unable to put into words. It is ultimately the only real way of sharing who we really are with the rest of the world"
~ Dilbert
"It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning."
~ Fast and the Furious
"Hey, hey, it's me"
"Prove it."
"You're a dick."
"Ok"
~ Wolverine and Scot X-Men
"I will love you, Whinnie Foster, until the day I die!!"
~ Jesse Tuck, Tuck Everlasting
"Damn the man! Save the empire!"
~ Empire Records
"We could have picked a better spot!"
"Shall I describe it to you, or get you a box?"
~ Gimli and Legolas, The Two Towers
"I don't want sex. I just want to get married."
~ Catcher Block, Down With Love
"Look dear! A little frog!"
~ The Duke, Moulin Rouge
"Master is our friend!"
"Master betrayed us"
"But the fat hobbit, he knows!"
"Tricksy hobbit"
"We don't need you anymore"
"We could let her do it"
"Nice hobbit!"
~ Collection of Sm�gol, The Two Towers
"I swim pretty girl... pretty good!!"
~ Milo Thatch, Atlantis
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return."
~ Christian, Moulin Rouge
"I got kissed! And I shoplifted."
~ Rory, Glimore Girls
"The truth was I knew, after those flat January days, that I deserved better. I deserved I love yous and kiwi fruits and flowers and warriors coming to my door, besotted with love. I deserved pictures of my face in a million expressions, and the warmth of a baby's kick under my hand. I deserved to grow, and to change, to become all the girls I could ever be over the course of my life, each one better than the last."
~ Halley, Someone Like You
"Lamas bread. A mouthful will last a full grown man a whole day"
"How many did you eat?"
"Four"
~ Legolas, Merry and Pippin, respectively, Fellowship of the Ring
"Nobody tosses a dwarf!"
~ Gimli, Fellowship of the Ring
"Toss me."
"What?"
"I can't jump that far. You're going to have to toss me. Don't tell the elf"
~ Gimli and Aragorn, The Two Towers
"Love means never having to say you're sorry"
~ Love Story
"What are you going to call it?"
"I think I'll call it.... Planet Bob"
"You can't name a planet Bob!"
"Who made you boss? Oh, so now you're the king of Bob"
~ Titan A.E
"We're not doing this for moneeeey....we're doing it for a SHITLOAD of money!"
" What's the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?"
"Hey! I don't have to put up with this. I'm rich."
"Gimmie paw." *howls like a dog*
"BULLSHIT! Just stop this thing! I ORDER YOU! STOOOOP!!!!"
"On this ship you are to refer to me as idiot not you captain!"
"Those flashy eyes. Those flushy cheeks. Those trembling lips. You know something princess, you're really ugly when you're angry."
"We'll have none of that, mister. (to Vespa): How far did he get? Where'd he touch? Where'd he touch?"
"That was my Virgin Alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do. You get back to bed, miss. And as for you, sex-fiend...."
"What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?"
"Now, you're looking at now sir, everything that happens now, is happening now."
"What happened to then?"
"We past then."
"When?"
"Just now. We're at now, now"
"Go back to then."
"When?"
"Now."
"Now?"
"Now."
"We can't."
"Why?"
"We missed it."
"When?"
"Just now."
"When will then be now?"
"Soon."
"How soon?"
"Who dare enter the sacred and awesome presence of the everlasting know-it-all?"
*blast shoots Vespa's hair* "My hair... they shot my hair! Son of a bitch...." *shoots guards*
"Holy shit!"
"That was pretty good"
"Pretty good for a girl"
"Hey! That was pretty good for Rambo!"
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former room-mate."
"What's that make us?"
"Absolutely nothing."
"Excuse me I'm trying to conduct a wedding here, which has nothing to do with love, please be quiet!"
"I'm sorry"
"I'm sorry"
"Don't be sorry, be quiet!"
"I'M SORRY!"
