"How goes it? Getting laid yet?" ~ Dave
Dave: Do you need me to pull over?
Matt: No, I'll be fine.
*5 secs later*
Matt: You'd better pull over....
"On ne comprends pas.."
"This is Canada.. we speak ENGLISH here!!"
"Pas en Quebec"
"We're in ALBERTA!!!!"
~ Shannon and I and some poor uneducated random drunk boy
"Pooh, you're my new best friend!!!"
"I thought I was your new best friend!!!"
"Oh, you are.."
~ Graham and Ashley
Hey! Tequila whore!!! ~ bunch of guys calling for me
Quoi? Je ne te comprends pas.. oh, c'est 'orrible, cela!! ~ Shannon, Sophie and I
Shannon: Guess what his name is. Ashley, you should get this.
Ashley: Um .... oh I know what you're talking about but I can't place the name... ?
Shannon: KYLE!!!!
We all got asked to do something, and none of us tried overly hard to look decent. Go us!! ~ Shannon
Can we do something? Let's go out for breakfast!!! ~ Guy Sophie danced with for one song
I can walk *falls down stairs* ~ Nicole
Walking is for the weak (says the diabetic) ~ Garett
Colin: "The suicide prevention lady killed herself yesterday"
Garett: *laughing very hard* "That's so damn ironic"
I'm so happy for Lindsey! To find a guy and all... *huge gasp* SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND!!!! ~ Tanis
"Should I go throw a beer bottle through his window yet?"
"No, do one better... a whole beer keg!!!"
"Yeah!!!"
"I mean, after we drink it, of course"
"Oh yeah, right"
~ Ashley and Lindsey
Hi, we'd like a pizza... yeah, can you deliver it to a car? In front of the Royal Bank downtown.. yeah... ~ Tanis
Bint me! ~ Phrase of the night
Morgan: "What was in those ice cubes?"
Dallos: "They were frozen vodka"
"What do you want to drink?"
"Um.... *pause*"
"Ok, you want a beer... and you?... you also want a beer. Ok done."
~ Dallos and Dustin
Dallos: "Which one of you wants my phone number again?"
Tanis: "I do. For my brother."
Sean: "I want your number too. For me."
"Ashley, I need another drink! *shows upside down bottle* This one's empty!" ~ Shannon
"Hello! Are you drunk?? No? Oh.... Well... are you naked???? Will you be? Oh.. well then... get out!" ~ Lea
"Someone push play!"
*Steve attempts to while intoxicated, punches the cd player and knocks it over the counter and on the floor, knocking everything over in a metre radius in the process*
"Cold water is not cool!!" ~ Shannon
Nicole: "Why is the rum gone?"
Shannon: "The rum! Never mind the rum, why is the tequila gone? ... And who drank it? .. Me? Are you sure??"
"Were you at the bar on the weekend? Cause if you were, my father saw you... "
"Oh my god! Did I do anything embarassing??? I WAS DRUNK!!! I'll never talk to your father again.. "
~ Steff and Ashley
"I just wanted to say that, when we were in high school, I used to have the hugest crush on you...."
"I did too.. *pause* how many beers have you had?"
"Um... 15..... " *tries to show it on fingers, then gives up*
~ Will and Ashley (moral is, to make them to finally confess, get them drunk!!)
Lindsey: "What's his name?"
Shannon: "KYLE!!!!"
I'aerjghnm dtrunk so there ~ Caleb!!! :>
Bois are assholes by default... remember that ~ Shannon
I AM SUCH AN IDIOT!!!! ~ Ashley (my line of the night, thank you)
Random Boi: "It's your eighteenth birthday? Drink this!!"
Shannon: "No Ashley, don't do it!!"
*two seconds later*
Shannon: "C'mon Ashley, drink it!!!"
Simon, drink less and hide more ~ his brother
"What's your name?"
"It's the... tenth letter of the alphabet"
"A... B... C... D... E.... F.... G... H... I... J.... Jay!!"
~ Ashley and Jay
"It's your eighteenth birthday?! Someone's gotta give this girl a kiss!!!" ~ Another Random Boi
Ask again after I've had a few ~ Dana
Let's dance around and sing to Moulin Rouge!!! ~ Dana's brilliant idea
"Ok, Shannon, if you can say a coherent sentence, we'll let you have another drink"
"Where's my beer?"
~ Lea and Shannon
*Erron and Rob howl with coyotes*
Not even here ten minutes and they're already howling with the coyotes ~ Lea
They fed beer to the fishes last night ~ Lea talking about the boys
Whew. Made it across [the stream]. That merits a beer. ~ Erron
Shannon: Ashley, take a picture
Ashley: "Ok"
*throws camera*
*thwack*
Ashley: You hit me in the head!!!
*Lea and Diane, lying on their backs and counting stars*
"One....."
"One....? Only one? Oh wait, there's more...."
"I count six stars!"
*Ashley joins*
*I count... ten..."
"No Ashley, there are only six up there".
Shannon, no more licorice, marshmellows, and Malibu for you. ~ Ashley
Ash: "Emily. I like that. And she shall be evil"
Diane: "No no, an alter ego has to be the opposite of what you are"
I had af rined wonce who thought whta sopoons were the drevil ~ Morgan.. not really drunk, but rather convincing nonetheless
I can't believe you hit me with a COUCH!!! ~ Lea
Let's all be faeries and dance around the flower!! ~ Another one of Dana's brilliant ideas
I'm not little drunk I'm big drunk ~ Scary Drunk Frenchie
THUNDERSTRUCK!!! hehe and pina coladas!
Thank you for turning eighteen. Do it again sometime soon ~ Lea
Look! Now Matt's on the ball!!! ~ Shannon
*playing drunken twister*
Devon: So when it lands on left hand, it's right hand.
Shannon: So left hand means.. drink??
I'm slightly intoxicated ~ Lea
I'm not drunk *waves hands wildly, giggles* ~ My signature line [and actions, I suppose]
