I know it's all been said and done before, done a million times over, with much more eloquence than I will be using, but still, I must have my say as well on this very annoying if not touchy subject. I cannot just stand idly by as this continues to ravage our schools... I am referring to the level of idiocracy found in our halls. I cannot believe how blantantly thick preps can be. They crowd up our hallways, sucessfully blocking all the waiting traffic, if I must, so that one must [unfortunately] suceed in pushing ones way through.
Half the time they're spraying either vile perfume or suffocating hairspray, or both; one can of aerosol heaven in one hand, and one bottle of cheap rip offs of tommy girl in the other. This ritual is done in front of open lockers decorated with zebra print mirrors, posters of the lastest 'hot guy' fad, and other pinkified items that make me want to puke. I cringe at the fact that some girls even have those full hang up make up kit numbers hanging in their lockers that most normal people use while travelling. In all honesty, I've seen one while trying to pass the clouds of perfume and left over hairspray with a curling iron hanging out of it. Seriously, who does that? I can see it, too; "Oh, hang on Tif, I've got a curl here that's falling flat as we speak. Do you have a plug in handy?" Moronic, to say the least.
Don't even get me started on what comes out of the mouths of these glorified barbie dolls that wander our halls, polluting our already balancing air with chemicals rolling off their heads. What intelligent conversation have we today? How about: "Did you see what she was wearing?? And the way she was shamelessly flirting with him? It was so obvious she was crushin' him." I actually heard this while making my way past a pinkified cloud the other day. Sad, I know. I weep for our species. |
