| Ok, so I was bored tonight, flipping channels, you know, how you do, and I was watching Survivor and the Simple Life at the same time. Now, I've heard about that show, about Paris Hilton and her friend or whatever, who have to move to a farm and live there for a month, but I had never seen it. And so the first episode is on, and I'm like, ok, whatever, I'll flip back and forth between this and Survivor. Right off the bat they came across at ditzy, blonde bimbos, and I'm like, ok, pretend you don't know anything about them, which was easy cause I've never even heard of the friend, and all I know about Paris is her sex tape scandal. And whatever, I didn't even know she existed until a month or so ago. I really don't care. So I start watching, and she's got the dog, like in Legally Blonde, and it's so like that, only not as good and not as smart. And they go shopping before they leave for the farm, and one buys a pair of shoes, high heels, that she thinks would look so good on a farm for 2000 american dollars. And I'm thinking, whoa, there are actually people that wasteful and dumb and blonde in the world? No wonder we have people starving in Africa and third world countries; it's people like that who are hoarding it all. And then Paris buys a bag for 1500. After flipping back from Survivor, they're in a truck, and they're like, oh my god, we have to drive ourselves??! And one is like, I can't drive, I don't know how, and Paris can't find reverse, and nearly hits a plane, and I'm like, how can you let her drive? It's obvious she has no idea what she's doing there! Bah, *flip back* ooo survivor, actual show I care about! Dammit vote Jon off!! Not Burton... JON! Bah. I don't know how the asshole is still on the show, what a rat, I've never liked him, but hey, serves him right for thinking 'oh the girls couldn't think up a scheme if their life depended on it, they should get back to mopping and cleaning... ' I hate that guy. Ok, so he was infuriating me, so *flip* ooo first job ever for the girls! And pouring milk out of a hose into jars... sooo hard... and after, they're like, nap, I've never worked so hard in my life! And I'm like, how sad... these are the kind of girls I despise, I want to maim, the kind of girls at school that I avoid at all cost. And then it hits me, the girls at school are nothing compared to these idiots. Paris didn't know what Walmart was. She thought it was a centre to sell walls and all that goes with walls.. and I was like, ok *flip* Yay neither boy got immunity! Goodbye! No don't stab Lil in the back like that! Bastards! *flip* Oh god they're screaming and running away while a 4 year old is killing bugs in their room... a 4... year.. *flip* GOODBYE BURTON!!! Yeah that's right, you high five the other jury members, Rupert! I cannot believe they voted you off! *flip* Wow, you girls are so dumb.. and it saddens me that there are other girls like you out there, clueless (god I hate that movie), hopeless, daddy's little rich girls... look at all the money you have! DO something USEFUL with it! With the money you spend on shoes a month, you could like, feed 500 African kids! These kind of people infuriate me. And that is when I thank God he gave me brains, not money. And that's when you have to wonder.. is there nothing else on tv? When did it go so bad? *sigh* I don't understand this world we're living in... |
