Disclaimer: Everything belongs to Laurell K. Hamilton, Jim Butcher,
J.K. Rowling, and Berkley Publishing Company. Nothing belongs to me;
this is just a parody for everyone's entertainment.
Rating: Nic-17
It's been two days since Paris and her gang of misfits were executed.
What more could a girl ask for on her special day. Today was December
20th and my birthday. Richard cancelled my party because we had to
leave Tennessee. So I have no idea, what he's going to do now. He's
been secretive about it for the last two days. Wednesday I slept all
day, so god only knows what he was doing. Yesterday, I spent all day
decorating the house and wrapping the gifts. This morning Richard
brought me breakfast in bed, sat down and started feeding me. He fixed
me some scrambled eggs, blueberry pancakes, orange juice, and some
milk. I had finished eating when there was a knock on the door.
Richard got up and opened the door, to find Jamil there smiling from
ear to ear. I just glared at him, wondering what he was up to. Richard
came back over kissed me, smiled, picked up the bed tray, and left the
room. I just sat there for a few minutes and decided to go back to sleep.
I dreamed of lying on a sandy beach overlooking a secluded lake. It
was clear blue with a waterfall, splashing down from the rocks surface
above. There were beautiful flowers blooming all around, with trees of
green rising up to touch the sky, all around me. There was a huge rock
in the middle of the lake that was excellent for sunbathing. I removed
my bathing suit and swam out to the rock, climbing up on it. My legs
felt funny and when I looked down at them, they were no longer legs,
but fins. I had turned into a mermaid and my fins were the most
beautiful green I've ever seen. While checking to see if I was still
naked from the waist up, something to my right caught my eye. I
glanced down to find Richard staring up at me, with deep brown eyes.
His hair was wet, laid in thick waves of brown and hanging lose down
passed his shoulders. His tan seemed darker and when he smiled, the
dimple that formed made him look sexier, than I've ever seen him.
He disappeared from sight and I looked all around for him. I was to
far over the edge of the rock, when strong hands came up, grabbed a
hold of my arms, pulling me into the water. I came up for a breath of
air, trying to find out where he went to this time. My hair had fallen
out of its braid, to fall down around my shoulders. Feeling a presence
above me, I looked up to see Richard laying across the rock in all his
glory. He smiled down at me and I was lost in his eyes. He reminded me
of the Greek god Apollo and I reached up to run my fingers lightly
down his cheek. He took them into his mouth and started to suck on
them. I lifted my other hand up to run it through his hair. He let my
fingers go and leaned over to kiss me. It was soft at first, then
hard. He plunged his tongue into my mouth, while he tasted me,
possessed me. Richard reached down and pulled me up to lie beside him
on the rock. His left hand found my right breast and cupped it,
rubbing his thumb over my nipple. I shuddered with excitement as he
buried his tongue deeper into my mouth. Richard began to kiss down my
chin and down over my neck. He went further until his mouth found my
nipple taking it into his mouth. He suckled it, while his hands
explored the rest of me. I grabbed fistfuls of his hair and arched my
back, trying to get closer to him.
I closed my eyes as he changed position and moved to cover me, while
moving to my other breast. Just then a loud crash, cause me to jumped
out of my sleep. I found myself in the bedroom instead of my paradise.
I mumbled under my breath, "Who ever just woke me up from my wet dream
is going to die a slow and painful death."
I pulled on a robe of emerald green and went out into the living room.
My mouth dropped open and my eyes bugged out at the sight laid before
me. Jason was trying to crawl threw the window. He had knocked over
the stand that held a vase of flowers in them, trying to get in. It
also looked like he was stuck, cause the window had fallen down on top
of him. He was lying across the frame, just shaking his head. I
couldn't help it I started laughing, causing him to look up at me. He
glared at me as I bent over laughing so hard, that tears began to flow.
"Oh I'm glad you think this is funny Alex," He groaned.
While laughing harder, I replied, "Oh this is just too funny. You are
so cute. Oh I need a picture of this." I ran to fetch the camera,
coming back and snapping a picture of him hanging from my window. "Oh
wait till I show this to the girls," I said, trying to stop laughing.
He glanced up at me, smiling mischievously, "Oh no don't show that to
them, they'll never let up on me over that. And do you mind helping me
out of this predicament."
I shook my head, walked over to the window and lifted it up off Jason.
He wiggled through and onto the floor. I shut the window and picked up
the stand. I snapped my fingers and said, "Reparoexvaso." The vase
repairs itself, hopping back onto the stand, with the water and
flowers following it. Soon the place was back to normal, not showing
any signs of Jason's intrusion.
He was leaning up against the couch, when I turned back around to face
him. I crossed my arms and glared at him. He smiled at me and said,
"What?"
"Why are you here, and why were you coming through the window, instead
of just knocking, Jason," I asked.
He came over and wrapped his arm around my waist, smiling up at me. He
was three inches shorter than I was. "Well my fair lupa. I was asked
to take you shopping in town today. After all it is your birthday," he
said with a smile.
I pulled away from him and looked at him suspiciously. "And exactly
who told you to take me shopping," I asked.
He beamed and replied, "Richard asked me to do it."
I cornered him and said, "And why did Richard ask you to do it?"
He just kept on smiling as he wiggled his way over the couch, while
stating, "Sorry Alex I can't tell you."
I followed him over the couch and pinned him down, by sitting on him.
I crossed my arms and stared at him. "And why can't you tell me,
Jason," I asked, curiously.
He just shrugged and answered, "I can't tell you because I don't know.
Richard didn't tell me. He just asked me to take you shopping today.
He figured you would want to pick out your own birthday gift."
I hate to admit it, but Jason was telling me the truth. He had no idea
as to why Richard wanted him to take me into town. I nodded my head
and tried to get up, but Jason had other plans. He grabbed a hold of
my waist and pulled me down on top of him. He smiles up at me and
replied, "Don't I get a hug and kiss, my fair lupa."
I smiled back at him and laughed. I gave him his hug and kiss, then
feeling where his hands went, had to smack him in the head with a
pillow. Then I pulled away from him, just as the door came open.
Richard had returned with a huge tree. Jamil and Shang-Da was holding
up the rear of the tree. Richard glanced at me in my robe and an evil
look spread across his face. My face turned red, then redder, when
Jason popped up from the couch. Richard raised an eyebrow and glanced
between the two of us. Before he could say anything I raised a hand
and said, "It's not what you think. I found Jason trying to get into
the house through the window. He woke me up, when the vase stand
crashed instead of knocking on the door, like a normal person."
Richard glared at Jason, before saying, "Jason, what in the hell were
you thinking trying to crawl through the window. I ask you to come
over and take Alex shopping, while I worked on the tree. Not break in
to my house and make a pass at her."
I took that time to chime in, "Specking of shopping Richard. Exactly
why do you want him to take me to town? I was hoping we could spend
the day together." Then I crossed my arms and gave him a pouting look.
Richard dropped his end of the tree and walked over to me. Pulling me
into his arms, he kissed me, then said, "We will spend the day
together Alex. I wanted Jason to take you to town, cause it's your
birthday. I'm going to do the housework and decorate the tree so you
won't have to. I promise you when you get back, we can spend rest of
the day together alone." With that he kissed me again and went back to
setting up the tree. I glanced over at Jamil and Shang-Da, who both
looked like the cats that ate the canaries. I rolled my eyes and went
back toward the bedroom. I jumped in the shower, washed my hair with
herbal shampoo. I bathed in raspberry body wash and shaved.
I had lost track of time, until someone started banging on the
bathroom door. "Hey Alex are you going to stay in there all day, or
you going to get the lead out and get a move on it. I'm not getting
any younger," came a voice, which turned out to be Jason's. Then I
heard him yell," OUCH. Why did you do that for Richard."
Then you could here Richard commented to Jason, "Stop rushing her.
She'll be out when she's ready."
That was the end of the conversation and everything went quite. I
finished rinsing off and stepped out of the shower. I bent over and
wrapped my hair in a towel, then began drying off with another one.
Finally covering myself in my bathrobe, I stepped out into the living
room, heading to the bedroom, receiving loud whistles from all the
guys. I flipped them off and Richard yelled with a smile, "That's for
later babe."
My face turned three shades of red and walked into the bedroom,
slamming the door behind me. I picked out a nice outfit for the
occasion, which consists of a brown velvet skirt that sat just above
the knees. Next I added a white turtleneck shirt, with a brown velvet
jacket over it, to match the skirt. Last where my knee high brown
leather boots. I parted my hair to each side and French braided each
side. The tips of my braid fell just below the nape of my neck. My
make-up consisted of browns, from the foundation, to the brown eye
shadow, and the liner. My blush was a soft rose, while my lipstick was
done in a soft brown. I wore my golden spectacles instead of my
contacts. I thought the look was a lot better with than with out them.
After examining myself in the mirror, I grabbed my purse and walked
out into the living room, to have all eyes shift my way. Jason tripped
over his own feet, Richard dropped his end of the tree, making Jamil
do a quick step to catch it before it feel threw the window. Shang-Da
just stood there, not knowing what to say or do.
Richard walked up to me and glanced down at me, with a heated look in
his eyes. He stooped down and sniffed, rubbing his cheek along mine,
then putting his nose into my hair just behind my ear. He took a deep
breath in and whispered, "I've got big plans for you, when you get
home, so don't be gone too long." Then he pulled up, while leaning
into me for a kiss. I ran my tongue along his lower lip, just before
he captured it between his teeth, sucking on it. I plunged it the rest
of the way into his mouth and he groaned.
"If you want me to take her to town, and get her back so you can
finish this. Please release her tongue, so we can go," came the grumpy
voice of Jason.
Richard and I both glared at Jason for the interruption. Jason glared
back and stomped out the front door. I glanced up at Richard and
shrugged my shoulders, then followed Jason out the door. He was
waiting by his car, which was a new Ferrari, done in a blood red
color, as I walked up to it. He seemed to be pouting and that wasn't a
good sign coming from him.
"What?s wrong Jason?" I asked.
He opened the car door and said, "I don't want to talk about it."
I raised and eyebrow and just shook my head. I knew Jason well enough,
that he will be talking before we get into the city. He hopped in the
driver?s side and we took off. He stayed silent all the way to the
mall, where I was going to spend my special day shopping. We had a
late lunch at Applebee's, and then shopped the mall until six o'clock.
Jason and I did not leave empty handed. We both had brought something
from all the stores. The good thing about Jason is that there is not a
store he would not go into. I got him to go into Victoria Secrets and
Bath and Body works. He had bought Christmas gifts for the girl in his
life from both of the stores. I nearly freaked, when he showed me the
outfit he picked out for her. It revealed more than mine did, but in
my opinion it won't stay on for long. I walked up to the counter to
pay for my purchases, when something was pushed up against my back.
Turning around I found Jason, trying to figure out if a skimpy
lingerie piece would look good on me or not. "What do you think your
doing Jason," I asked with a glare.
He smiled at me and said, "Trying to see, how you will look in this
and what will Richard think."
I grabbed the garment and threw it back at him. "I am not wearing
that, not even for Richard," I replied, and then went back to
gathering up my gifts, while dragging him from the store. He had
placed his own gifts under one hand, while he was holding mine with
the other. Women of all ages where staring after Jason, while glaring
at me. If I didn't know better, I would say they thought we were
dating. I just snorted and got a funny look from Jason, which I
returned with a smile. He rolled his eyes, and then wrapped his arm
around my shoulder. We arrived back at the house around seven o'clock,
with all our bags. I had brought a bunch of clothes, mostly in green
and brown. Some where in dark reds, purples, and blues. We hit all the
jewelry and bookstores. I brought a few gifts from all the bathing
shops, while Jason followed me around giving me his opinion on things.
Jamil and Shang-Da came out of the house, walking over to us. They
watched as I grabbed all my bags out of the car. Jason wanted to help,
but the two enforcers held him back. It made me suspicious and asked,
"Ok are you two going to help me with my bags."
Shang-Da shook his head and Jamil said, "Nope, we are leaving and
Jason is taking us to Luna's on the way back to the circus."
"Why are you leaving," I questioned.
Shang-Da rolled his eyes and commented, "Damnit woman, what's with all
the questions. And for your information Richard told us to leave. Said
something about spending some quality time with you, without us
hanging around."
I lifted my eyebrows and raised hands full of packages and said, "Ok
Shang-Da. I'll take you at your word and stop asking questions." With
that I said good-bye to them and went to the house. They were pulling
out, just as I got the door open. When I walked in I whistled, for the
guys did a good job at decorating the tree and it looked superb.
Richard came out of the kitchen wearing, and I kid you not, nothing
but an apron and a Santa hat. My mouth dropped and the bags fell out
of my hands, scattering all over the floor. He walked up to me, with a
bright smile across his face. He pointed up toward the ceiling and I
glanced up. There hanging from the ceiling was a bunch of mistletoe. I
looked back at him and smiled, just before he leaned down and kissed
me. He pulled me against his rock hard chest, wrapping his arms around
me, and then cupped my butt, pressing me closer to him. I ran my hands
threw his hair and leaned into him. I then pulled my hands free from
his hair and ran then down the front of him. He groaned in pleasure
and started dragging me towards the bedroom.
I pulled away from him and said, "I need to pick up my bags they?re
scattered all over the floor."
He picked me up in his arms, kicking open the bedroom door, while
answering with an evil smile, "Leave them for now. I've got other plans."
Before I could protest, he had thrown me across the bed, covered my
mouth and face with kisses. He moved down over my chin, then onto my
neck. "Richard, what?s come over you? Aren't you going to let me get
undress first," I squeaked as his teeth nipped my neck.
He mumbled against my skin, "Nope, I'm going to undress you myself.
Alex have I told you lately just how much I love you and how good you
smell."
"Um, Um. I don't know, it's hard to think, when you?re nibbling on me
like that," I groaned.
He chuckled then began undressing me, while saying, "Then I guess,
we'll just have to continue with the nibbling then, don't we??
He removed my jacket, and then pulled off my shirt. He licked and
nibbled down my collarbone, unbuttoning my bra as he did so. I ran my
hands over his back, leaned down to kiss him on the head, just as his
teeth found the nipple of my left breast. I moaned and he went to the
other one, before he pushed me back down onto the bed. Richard began
licking my skin around my ribs, and then continued down over my
stomach. He unzipped my skirt and pulled it down over my hips, along
with my hose. He got down to my boots, and then stopped. He removed my
boots, one at a time, before going back to removing the rest of my
clothes. He stood for me to see, just how happy he was to see me. I
tried to crawl backwards on the bed and he followed me. He grabbed my
legs and pulled me toward him, spreading my legs as he did so. I
stared into his eyes; before he bent down to take me into his mouth. I
cried out his name, just as the orgasm hit. Grabbing his head, while
forcing him closer, my world exploded in a spectrum of colors. He
moved over me, touching the tip of him close to my entrance. He bent
down, kissed me, and mouthed I love you, before plunging into me fast
and hard. I screamed as another orgasm rocked me. I dug my nails into
his back, while wrapping my legs around his waist.
Richard plunged into me hard and fast. The headboard was slamming into
the wall from the force of our lovemaking. We both screamed out each
other?s name as another wave hit me, and he exploded inside me. He
fell on top of me and I was shaking from the shear pleasure of it. We
lay like that for some time, before he moved. He glanced down at me;
all covered in sweet, and said, "Happy Birthday Alex."
I wetted my lips and stammered, "Ttthank yyou." I shivered and he smiled.
"Oh I'm not done yet. I've got a lot more where that came from. But
for now I've got a few gifts and some dinner to give you," he said,
leaning down kissing me on the forehead, before he got up and left. He
came back with a few presents and laid them on the bed. I glanced up
at him and he waved a finger at me. "Don't you dare touch them before
I get back, with dinner," he said, before leaving the bedroom again.
The presents were sitting there, tempting me. You could almost hear
them say, "Open me." I made a grab for one, when I heard, "Drop that
package Alex," coming from the doorway. I glanced up at Richard and
smiled really big. He had brought in the bed tray with food on it and
my stomach took that moment to growl. Moving towards me in all his
glory, he sat down the tray over my lap, then joined me. He had made
my favorite, stuffed shells, salad, garlic bread, and milk. Richard
picked up a fork full of salad and fed me. We talked and ate; all the
while my eyes were roaming over his physic.
Finally when dinner was done and over, he sat the tray aside and
handed me my gifts. One box has a pair of Tigger pj's in them, another
had a five star amulet in it, while one box had Anne Rice's other
Vampire books in them. I also got a dragon amulet with emeralds in its
wings.
I gave him a big thank you present. I gave him the ride of his life. I
lay down on top of him exhausted. He ran his hands through my hair and
said, "I have one more gift for you Alex. This one's special, but
first you have to get off me, so I can get it." I glanced up at him,
to see him looked down at me with love in his eyes. I slid off of him
to the left of him, while he rolled over and opened the nightstand. He
pulled out a small wrapped box and placed it into my hand. My eyes
popped out of my head as he placed it into my hand.
He laughed at my expression and said, "Well open it."
I tore the paper to pieces and opened the box, to find a diamond ring
lying inside on top of a velvet cloth. I started to stutter again,
"Umm Richard iis tthis wwhat I thhink it iss?"
Richard took the ring from my hands, went down on bended knee with the
ring in his hand and looked up at me. "Alex, we've been through thick
and thin. I love you with all my heart and since we've been together
I've learned so many things from you. I love your crazy ways, your
smile, your humor and character. I love all the things about you and I
want to spend the rest of my life with you. So Alex will you do me the
honor of marrying me," he asked with more love shining in his eyes
than I've seen from anybody.
I started to cry, shook my head, and said, "Yes, Richard. I'll marry
you." Then I jumped off the bed and into his arms. He kissed me
passionately and slipped the ring onto my finger. He pulled me back
onto the bed and slowly made love to me until we both fell asleep in
each other's arms.