The 12-incher

A guy walks into a bar with a big cardboard box and orders a beer. "What's in the box?" the bartender asks. The man pulls a miniature piano out of the box and puts it on the bar. Then he takes out a little man who is about a foot tall. The little man starts playing amazingly beautiful music on the minipiano."Wow, that's great! Where did you get him?" the bartender inquires.The man proceeds to take a magic lamp out of the box."This is a magic lamp. It will grant you one wish...anything you want. Go ahead and try it," says the man. So the bartender rubs the lamp, and a genie pops out. "I will grant you one wish, master," says the genie "I want a million bucks," the bartender says. All of a sudden, there are a million ducks all over the floor of the bar. "What the hell is this? I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!" exclaims the bartender The man replies, "What, and you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?"