| Things to think about... |
| Have you ever noticed that they put brail on drive through ATMs. What's the point. I asked my mother that question and her responce was so blind people can drive up and use it. She was really curious as to why I was looking at her like she just kicked me in the nuts. Have you ever wondered why is it that scientists can't figure out if eggs are good or bad for you? I know why. Cause if they figure out all this shit right away then they won't have anything to do but get a real job like working at Kinko's and stop telling me what I should and shouldn't do. And for the record I think eggs should be bad for you cause I hate eggs umless they're sunny side up with a side of white toast. And hashbrowns with ketchup. Why am I not rich and famous yet? If someone figures this one out let me know. Who invented ruffies? Was his name Ruffie. What was the deal with him, couldn't get a date? Hey mister date rape pill, download porn for free. It's cheap. It's easy. Just go to a site like www.thehun.com and check it out. They got anything you could want. And if you got cable or dsl its fast too. Oh yeah only if your 18... right.... Whats up with the sudden rise in getting hit on by young high school girls? Ever since I turned 22 and got a bright shiny red 2002 monte carlo I've been getting hit on my more jail bait than I ever did at that age. Here's a tip girls. Stick to guys that are your age. Go for the fat loser types that probly would be in their prom pics alone. Why? Because those are the guys that will end up being rich, or losing the weight to become really hot, or something else really good. Trust me. When I was in school I got up to 275lbs and now I'm in the army and I'm about 85lbs less than that. And I get poon like a mongoose. I think Midgits rule. I want one. Like Kid Rock used to have until he died. I'm sick of hearing about the pope dying and the new pope. Everyone knows this shit is gonna happen again in a few years cause Benedict the whatever is already 79 for christs sake. Wait. I'm going to hell now right? |