| Freezingben for President in 2020 |
| Are you tired of the two party Presidential system. Yes they let anyone run for president but it's not fair to the little guy to go up against the tyranical Republicans and Democrats. Over the last 16 years of my life I have seen President George Bush (republican) vomit on some guy in Japan, VP Dan Qualye (republican) spell potato worng, President Bill Clinton (democrat) get brains in the oval office not to mention the cigar thing... ewwww, VP Al Gore (democrat) let that bitch of a wife attempt to ruin freedom of speech... that and I think he may be a robot but I can't back that up just yet, and currently President George W. Bush (republican) doind everything from making a moron of himself countless times, starting wars where ever he feels like, and not to mention the fact that if Webster (the dictionary one, not Emanuel Lewis) was still alive he would cry himself to sleep each and every night. With all that said I feel it is time we get a president who is NOT a moron! NOT a pervert! NOT a sick little sissy! And sure as shit NOT a robot! That is way I am now officialy declaring my canidancy for president in 2020. I have belive that I am the best canidate for 2020 on these grounds. Do what the people want! More holidays like beer day and the soon to be popular smoke a fat bowl day! Marijuana? Legalized! What abotu war? Many people say we are at war with the wrong places. Many people want our troops out of Iraq. I agree with them. Bring our boys home. But make sure on the way back we stop and kick the shit out of the French! What about our connection with other countries? We must remain linked with the other nations of the world. More trading of fireworks from China, more movement of bootleg dvd's from Afghanistan, and more immigration of hot swedish chick from uh... where ever we get hot swedish chicks from! Education is of course a major issue. That is way the Miller education act of 2021 will contain a plan. Exactly what that plan is right now I'm not too sure but it should be really awsome and benificial to those southern states with lower education levels (i.e. Mississippi, Arkansas, and Alabama). Technology is of course the wave of the future, but upon seeing I, Robot the other day I was able to learn that maybe technology is not such a great thing. So with that I will put a trade embargo on Japan not allowing any robotic people to come into the US and if Japan attempts to violate this law then I will be forced to take dramatic measures and I will release nuclear weapons upon the cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. As for transportation, I will have a crack head team of awsome scientists work non stop on a teleportation system like the one in Star Trek for quicker, environmentaly safe modes of transportation. That should keep those damn hippies happy. So with that said hop on the band wagon and support me, Benajamin M. Miller in the race to become your next president. You know in like 16 years. |
| THE FACE YOU CAN TRUST! |
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| That and I'm a war veteran too! Take your purple hearts and cram 'em Kerry! |
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