1.Goku: "Vegita, you should reconsider. Knight to C-6 allows for mate in 14 moves."
2.Goku: "Chi-chi, I've had enough with this 'my-son-has-to-study-every-damn-day' bullshit."
3.Goku: "No, please. I couldn't eat another bite!"
4.Goku: "Well, this guy is clearly invincible and we don't stand a chance. I give up."
5.Goku: "Are you just using me for my body, Chi-chi?"
6.Goku: "I'm converting to Judaism."
7.Goku: "Did you know that in some countries in Africa, children don't even have enough food to live?"
8.Goku: "Chi-chi, for our anniversary, I got reservations at the most exclusive restaurant in town. Afterwards, we can take luxuriously calm carriage ride through the park, and retire in the hot springs of Hakone."
9.Goku: *after SSJ transformation* "Whoa, the legend is true! My head isn't the only part with golden hair!"
10.Goku: "How would you like to go on a field trip... In my pants!?"
11.Gohan: "You guys never listen to me! You're the worst parents ever!"
12.Gohan: "Yesterday I smoked pot."
13.Gohan: "Leave me alone, I'm spanking the dolphin!"
14.Gohan: "Woodland creatures make me horny."
15.Gohan: "Mom! Just shut the hell for a second and listen to me!"
16.Gohan: "Why are almost all of these quotes about sex?"
17.Goten: "I can't get any play!"
18.Goten: "My spider sense is tingling! Did anybody order a web-slinger?"
19.Goten: "Yes, I'll admit it. I was using our internet connection to download at pornography."
20.Chi-chi: "Goku, I love you for who you are, and you're perfect!"
21.Chi-chi: "C'mon Goku, let's go do a little 'sparring' together" *wink*
22.Chi-chi: "Goku, the firmness of your body is truly exciting me."
23.Chi-chi: "Oh, I've got an idea. Goku, why don't you go battle that villain who blew up half the Earth, and why don't you accompany your father, Gohan."
24.Mr. Popo: "Kami-sama, after much thought, I've decided to join the Nation of Islam."
25.Mr. Popo: "No, I won't rebuild your palace for you again, Kami 'I won't get my precious little green hands dirty' sama."
26.Kami-sama: "Actually, I never really liked that 'Goku' character from day one."
27.Kami-sama: "If only I had a woman..."
28.Vegita: "This blush really accentuates my cheeckbones."
29.Vegita: "Wow, with life perspective, this whole 'saiya-jin pride' mumbo-jumbo seems totally pointless."
30.Vegita: "You know what they say about guys wil big foreheads..."
31.Vegita: "To make up for all I've done, I'm going to become a charity worker for children's aid."
32.Vegita: "Goku, I think it's time I came out of the closet. I've been attracted to you since the day we met, but with all the pressures of society, I was unable to express my true feelings for fear of rejection. Instead, I channeled all my anger at society towards you. Oh, I'm so sorry."
33.Vegita: "Bulma, I'm beginning to doubt my ability to... perform."
34.Vegita: "I really ought to see a barber."
35.Vegita: "Wow, pulling nosehairs is tremendously painful!"
36.Vegita: "Oh sure, I may act macho, but *sob* deep down, I'm really sensitive, and I'm hurting."
37.Vegita: "Sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do... SHOP!"
38.Brolly: "Maybe I should lay off the Weight Gainer's 2000 formula."
39.Brolly: "You know what would be really cool? Imagine what I would look like with red contact lenses!"
40.Brolly: "They don't call me 'the muscles from Brussels' for nothing."
41.Paragus: "Hey, Brolly, get this! Your name resembles the word Broccoli, and mine resembles Asparagus! Guess we have more in common than being father and son, eh?"
42.Kuririn: "I am SO sexy."
43.Kuririn: "All my life I've been in Goku's shadow. This is going to end here and now!"
44.Kuririn: "Perhaps I should reconcile with Piccolo in order to lead a less stressful life."
45.Kuririn: "Wow, I never noticed it before, but my head bears an incredibly strong resemblance to a bowling ball!"
46.Kuririn: "If you're looking to talk about the nasty, call 1-900..."
47.Mutenroshi: "Kuririn, please. I'm not interested in lurid pictures of women."
48.Mutenroshi: "No, it's OK Bulma. Put your bra back on and let's talk this through."
49.Mutenroshi: "If you think I'm good looking now, you've gotta see me with my shades on."
50.Bulma: "Alright Roshi, you, me, and the bathroom. Let's go!"
51.Bulma: "I could drop you like a sac of potatoes!"
52.Bulma: "Computer? What the hell is that?"
53.Bulma: "I'm considering going with a more conversative, brunette look."
54.Piccolo: "For Halloween, I'm going to dress up as myself."
55.Piccolo: "Sometimes I worry about being emotionally unstable."
56.Piccolo: "Cowardice really turns me on."
57.Piccolo: *Points towards to women in a quarrel* "Catfight! Mee-oww!"
58.Piccolo: "My therapist says I need a vacation. I'm thinking about Hawaii."
59.Piccolo: "Damn, Chi-chi is a FOX!"
60.Dende: "I feel like doing something really evil."
61.Cell: "Fighting sucks. Let's go to the movies."
62.Cell: "Goku, I swear! You are the living image of my ex!"
63.Cell: "...for better or for worse. Until death do us part..."
64.Cell: "Onigiri, enough for everyone! I made them myself!"
65.Cell: "You know, I'm beginning to think that green really isn't my color."
66.Buu: "I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner! That is what I'd really like to be..."
67.Buu: "Just more of me to go around. Just more of me to go around."
68.Nappa: "Am I cute or what?"
69.Nappa: "If only I had joined the Hair Club For Men, I could have kept that dashingly handsome look that I had in my earlier days. Start before it's too late!"
70.Radditz: "My secret? Well let's just say that every serious fighter starts their day with Cheerios."
71.Radditz: "It takes a special kind of shampoo to keep my shoulders free of dandruff."
72.Captain Ginyuu: "Alright Goku! We'll start on 3. Remember, let's keep this fight fair and square."
73.Captain Ginyuu: "At first I thought that these horns would prevent me from ever landing a model career, but after I got my headshots at "Andy's Headshots" things rapidly picked up pace!"
74.Kaio-sama: "Do I really sound like that?"
75.Kaio-sama: "I've been thinking it over, and well, my jokes really aren't cutting it anymore."
76.Kaio-sama: "Did any of you see Seinfeld last night? Now THAT was funny!"
77.Kaio-sama: "I'm a fat half-catfish-half-man with a bad sense of humor and ugly sunglasses."
78.Goku: "Don't worry Chi Chi, I'll cook dinner."
79.Goku: "Oh, it's easy. See, X=Y2+897(23 to the third power)."
80.Goku: "No, Chi Chi, I do not want you to cook!"
81.Goku: "Good thing I died from heart disease; now I won't have to fight the androids!"
82.Goku: "I really need braces, my teeth are so crooked!"
83.Goku: "Wow, I just realized why Freeza backed off from me! I haven't shaved my pits for months!"
84.Goku: "You know, when you look at it in the big picture of life, this whole purity and justice thing is really full of shnike. Whatta ya say we go CONQUER SOMETHING?!?"
85.Goku: "Gohan! Stop training so much and concentrate on your studies!"
86.Goku: "Fight on your own, I'm busy reading War and Peace."
87.Goku: "I lost a food eating contest.... "
88.Goku: "I'm sorry Gohan, we're all out of senzus I gave the last one to Freeza "
89.Goku: "Soon as I find that Kakarott I'm going to kill him! "
90.Goku: "Stop hurting me! "
91.Goku: "Whaddya say we fight tomorrow? I need some shut eye, Cell. "
92.Goku: "I am really good with computers. "
93.Goku: "Go ahead and destroy the planet I don't care anymore, after you somebody else would just try, there is no end to this."
94.Vegeta: Live long and prosper
95.Vegeta: Spock has died! Now I can become one of 'Star Trek' cast members!
96.Vegeta: Nothing can be trusted. Not even cows!
97.Vegeta: I am Batman!
98.Vegeta: It's okay, Trunks, you don't have to train anymore, I'm proud of you just the way you are.
99.Vegeta: Let's all retire from being warriors and become hippies.
100.Vegeta: HEY EVERYONE! Mystery Science Theater 3000 is on! Let's go!
101.Vegeta: (singing) We all live in a pokemon world! I wana be the greatest master of them all!!
102.Piccolo: That plant over there is offending me.
103.Piccolo: Guys, don't you like the catchy tune that follows me everywhere?
104.Piccolo: I am the only super saiyan.
105.Bulma: Now Now, Vegeta. That splinter is deep. I'll go defeat Cell for you.
106.Vegetto: Well I used to be a fighter but I've retired to become a cocktail waiter.
107.Gogeta: I would kill that Vegetto.. only if I could find him, though.
108.Freeza: Why does everything think I am related to icy products? My father is King Cold, that couldn't be it. My brother is Kooler, Nah, that wouldn't do it. Maybe it's my skin color.
109.Freeza: You really think so, Zarbon? You like my new cherry red lipstick?
110.Freeza: Why does everyone think I am a girl?
111.Cell: I was going to kill you all and rule the world but planting flowers is a lot more fun.
112.Cell: Let's settle this over a nice game of Chess
113.Shenlong/Porunga: I'm sad.
114.Shenlong/Porunga: The one you call Goku cannot be brought to this plain because I do not like him.
115.Shenlong/Porunga: No one suspects the eternal dragon . . .
116.Shenlong/Porunga: When I was a boy your age . . .
117.Shenlong/Porunga: You never know what the eternal dragon will next . . .
118.Shenlong/Porunga: Kami-sama, I hate you.
119.Shenlong/Porunga: Sachirou-sama, I hate you.
120.Shenlong/Porunga: Beep . . . BeEP . . . Ooops . . !
121.Shenlong/Porunga: Hey . . . I want . . . never mind . . . .
122.Shenlong/Porunga: There's nothing like dragon hunting to excersice those stiff muscles!
123.Shenlong/Porunga: Every time I get some rest . . . every time, someone has to summon me for a wish.
124.Shenlong/Porunga: You never let me get any play!
125.Shenlong/Porunga: I lost my toothbrush!
126.Shenlong/Porunga: There's got to be a reason why I don't have hair...
127.Tien: It's times like this that I wonder . . . does being bald make me seem old?
128.Tien: Maybe I should have taken Kuririn's offer and joined he national Bregade of Seemingly Strong Bald Men...
129.Tien: Choazu, are you stalking me?
130.Vegeta: "Wow, these romance novels are good. I'll ask Bulma for more."
131.Vegeta: "Does this outfit make me look fat?"
132.Kurilin: "I have a nose!"
133.Piccolo: "Eww, look at all the yucky blood!"
134.Vegeta: "SOMEBODY KILL THE BUG! SOMEBODY KILL THE BUG!"
135.Dr. Gero: "Building cyborgs and fighting Goku is too much work. I've decided to rededicate my lab to the making of Silly Putty!"
136.Bulma: "Sorry Bra, I don't know how to fix TV sets. I guess you'll have to miss your cartoon show."
137.Vegeta: "Bulma, can I borrow your nail polish?"
138.Vegeta: *sniff* "That 'Titanic' movie was so sad!"
139.Goku: "Chi Chi, can you read 'The Three Little Pigs' to me?"
140.Vegeta: "But Bulma, I don't want to go to the haunted house. It's so scary!"
141.Goku: "Yay! Chi Chi signed me up for school! Now I can have a proper education!"
142.Cell: "When I kill people, that doesn't mean that you can judge me as a person who has become mad and want to blow up the earth in a desperate attempt to kill my enemies."
143.Bulma: "I love you, Master Roshi!"
144.Nappa: "Damn, I've lost my wig!"
145.Bulma: "Dinner time!"
-Vegeta: "But Bulma, Teletubbies is on!"
146.Goku: "Looks like I've won the chess game again, Bulma. Pay up."
