If onions could talk what would they say?
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| What if onions were alive? I don't mean alive. I mean capable of processing deep thoughts and complex thought processes. Onions must be , like, the most boring things on earth. No one likes preparing them, they don't have any redeeming health values and whenever people do eat them it's as a part of something bigger and better. Therefore, onions make you cry because they store so much sadness due to their blase lifestyle. They feel ostracized, and used by people who want "yummier hamburgers." Nothing kills an onion more, though, than to hearing the voice through the drive-thru speaker "Big Mac - hold the onions." I like onions, but that presents little comfort to the poor bastards. If onions could talk what would they say? |
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| submitted by. hattie matthewson | ||||