We hate you Testa
Oh yes we do
When you're around us
We say "boo-hoo"
When you're not near us
"Fuck you!"
Oh Testa, we hate you
VERSE ONE
I've got an English teacher
She is the worst
When we all hop on the bandwagon to hell
She'll be there first
BRIDGE
Oh how I hate that bitch,
she'll give us a novel to read, over which
We have an essay due in two days
That's half our grade, plus a test on all of Shakespeare's plays
VERSE TWO
When Testa mentions 'analytical'
Most cry, the brave ones just get cynical
When it's finals time, everybody runs and hides
I've heard some scared shitless students of hers have even committed suicide!
Yeah!
BRIDGE
Oh how I hate that whore,
people cringe when she walks through the door
She's cruel to every class,
she's a classic pain in the ass,
If there's one teacher that I really hate...
It'd be Testa -- the devil reincarnate!
Oooh, ooh, Testa
Oooh, ooh, oooh, ooh!
(Musical bridge until the end)