Harold was sterile
Harold
He wanted to be sterile
Harold had a vasectomy at 14 years old
Cuz he thought he'd get more chicks
But Harold woke up half a man
A man without a dick
Ooh, something went wrong
Harold woke up, without a shlong
And then Harold was sad
He was sad
and that was bad
He was also mad
Cuz he'd lost half of what he had
But in the end, it was kind of okay
he had to learn to live that way
He sued the clinic for lots of cash
But that didn't change the fact that now he only had an ass
Harold
What a tragic story
Harold
What happened to him was very gory
Harold didn't want to make any babies
But now he can't even try
Harold wanted to end up a macho man
But now he's barely a guy