McCormick
She makes her students sick
McCormick
She makes her students sick
VERSE
She's ugly, she's stank
She's a bitchy old skank
If we were all pirates,
We'd make her walk the plank
(If she'd just get her head out of her ass
Maybe we all wouldn't have to drop her class)
She lives in a world of mislead denial
She acts so happy it's depressing once in a while
She brags about her family, but it's all in her head
It's not only her students but her kids want her dead (true!)
Her pupils are dialated; her head's all a mess
She needs to lay off the Day-Quil and remember to change her dress
She's the perfect example of a daffy, doped bat
When my drug dealer met her he said, "Can I get some of that?"
CHORUS
She's so fond of shouting you think she would care
Her mouth smells worse than my gramma's underwear
You'd think she'd do better than roadkill for a toupee
If she'd only wash her hair it wouldn't have to be this way
I wonder if she knows how to take a shower
Her ghoulish, shiny face we're forced to stare at for an hour
You've never seen a woman with so much body hair
Rather than egg her house, we'd chose to paint it with Nair!
CHORUS
BRIDGE
I was just relaxin'
Dozing off to escape her class
Sleeping, leaning on a lab table
But it was better than to listen to her fat ass
Calmly dreaming off
I imagined she was no where near
(musical interlude)
Until I heard her screeching, squawking yell in my ear
"Do YoU LiKE SoiL??!!!"
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
(CHORUS)
SECOND BRIDGE
Now if you aren't familiar with her -- you may be perplexed
Why our young lives are by -- this imp so repressed
But you can be sure, we mean -- every word we say
Here's an understatment -- we wish she'd go away...
(brief musical interlude)
and DIE!!!!!!!!
(randomly shouted over music as it increases in intesity in no particular order)
DISEMBOWLED! DECIMATED! MAIMED!
MANGLED! GUTTED! MUTILATED! BUTCHERED! DEFACED! SLAUGHTERED! TRUNCATED! ERASED! BLUDGEONED! ANNIHILATED! DECAPITATED! EXCORIATED! EXTIRPATED! EXCOMMUNICATED! EXTERMINATED!
EUTHANISED! GENERALLY DONE AWAY WITH!!!