Recreating (to our best abilities) the little friends of Mystery Science Theater 3000 out of black construction paper and taping them to the television in Jackie's basement, we proceeded on an approximately 20 minute tangent, making fun of the video games (various Resident Evil games and Tomb Raider) by adding funny improvised dialogue and plain old-fashioned cynical commentary. The result was a mildly funny attempt at a MST3K tribute, and good lord that was a loooong sentence.
Resident Evil, Code Veronica: After the helicopter crash; Steve + Claire
("Once you've had Jack, you'll never go back!")
Resident Evil, Code Veronica: Alexia morphs into Type 1; Wesker, Alexia + Chris
("Let's swap some bodily fluid, baby!")
Um... the rest we taped over because they were stupid. I guess.