Dear Bruce McCulloch,
Thank you for being a member of the show the Kids in the Hall. You�ve really influenced my life, however indirectly. Without you, the Kids in the Hall couldn�t have been.
I admire your ability to play women of all types, as well as men of all types. It is quite an established and rare skill to have. Your talent and stage presence constantly astound me � natural ability like that which you have is not common. So versatile, so creative, and so levelheaded � you seem, somehow, the bonding force behind the Kids in the Hall. I most enjoy the roles that you play in which you interact with other members of the KITH, but in your individual monologues and songs, you display a skill more developed than apparently any of your other KITH counterparts � you can �play off� of yourself. With each passing rerun, I am more amazed and inspired by your impeccable, twisted, whole-hearted, sexual, and delicious original style of comedy. You�ve influenced me enormously in my own creative endeavors, and for that I am forever grateful.
Wow. I said that in a lot fewer words than it took to say me to the other Kids in the Hall members. I must be getting better at this.
Well, better for you, with your oodles of lusty, scented girly-mail waiting for you just past this letter. It gives you more time to get to those. And look carefully as you browse, Mr. McCulloch � my picture may be in there. *Subtle wink*.
I typed it so you�ll know. Was it too obvious?
God bless you, and for Chrissake, keep doing what yer doing!!
Love,
Your loyal CT kithie,
Caroline Savery
P.S.- You�ve really changed the world and I would not be the same person I am today if your television show had not come into my life, I am forever grateful and will always admire and appreciate you, etc!!!