jeepe114: i want to take a fish, a large one, and beach
it and bury a speaker just under the sand and scream
for help....it'd sound like the fish was screaming for
help
CRAxYizme:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
A
CRAxYizme: hahahahahahahahahaahahaha
CRAxYizme: i'm typing the entire duration of my
laughing
CRAxYizme: hahaha
jeepe114: lol
CRAxYizme: god! may i please steal these
incredible ideas from you and then make stylistic
short films of them?
jeepe114: yes and please send me a copy
CRAxYizme: sure thing
CRAxYizme: just e-mail me some of these
unbelieveably good ideas, so i'll remember them
CRAxYizme: i'll dedicate the first one i make to you
jeepe114: or....
jeepe114: a truck full of mannequins collides w/ a
truck full of ketchup
CRAxYizme: holy crap, that's good too
CRAxYizme: i'm writing these down, screw it
jeepe114: i oculd just imagine a news chopper
coming over the scene and vomiting while trying to
report on the charred and bloody remains
jeepe114: the psych therapy business in the area
would go nuts
CRAxYizme: you're brilliant
jeepe114: this stuff just flows all day...i'll hafta scan
and send u my history notes...they're so random
CRAxYizme: random is as random does
CRAxYizme: i mean, it's good
jeepe114: like how the spanich used to think
manatees were mermaids...i drew a sketch of a
conquistador standing next to a beached manatee w/
little hearts floating around him
CRAxYizme: LOL
jeepe114: or a nazi and a prehistoric ground sloth
boxing like rock-em-sock-em robots
CRAxYizme: yikes
CRAxYizme: i can't express to you how much i
appreciate these non-sequitor premises
jeepe114: i had shakespeare crashing a dodge viper
into the tower of pisa, causing it to lean
CRAxYizme: keep em coming, baby
CRAxYizme: no pressure though... they might start
getting STUPID
jeepe114: louis XVI driving a 1970 dodge charger
jeepe114: a supersonic turtle
jeepe114: a stick figure man crapping on another
stick man
CRAxYizme: pierce brosnan and judas [escariot] having coffee in New Orleans
jeepe114: and a t3rd stick man laughing at the scene
jeepe114: LOL
jeepe114: i like snowmen horror scenes like in
calvin and hobbes
CRAxYizme: you should check out the literary
excerpt on my website
CRAxYizme: it's right up your alley
CRAxYizme: that's more than i accomplished
CRAxYizme: tell me you winked at him... oh do it
SaidImNotMyself: i was blasting metal from
my jeep and some middle aged fartknocker
gave me the finger so i....
CRAxYizme: blew him a kiss!
SaidImNotMyself: shut my music off, pulled
up next to him and said "is that the finger u
lost yer virginity to?"
CRAxYizme: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRN!!!
CRAxYizme: i love it. that's so clever
SaidImNotMyself: then i turned my metal
back on and drove off
CRAxYizme: aww... i thought we were still talking
about how sexy you are.. .so i thought you like tossed
him a wave or told him his pants looked nice or
something silly
CRAxYizme: and he bluuuushed
SaidImNotMyself: yep yup
CRAxYizme: oh well
SaidImNotMyself: yesterday in art i told a
freshman boy that his "handsome, smiling
face was what got me thru the day"....now he
doesnt speak in class, lol